tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36609354139046555282024-02-06T18:26:17.935-08:00Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road...?Daily humor and cash money.Timhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08225401117394219627noreply@blogger.comBlogger429125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3660935413904655528.post-48460765828805180612010-10-17T19:30:00.000-07:002010-10-17T19:31:35.746-07:00<object width="280" height="185"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/EzNhaLUT520?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EzNhaLUT520?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="280" height="185"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!--
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I don't know about you, but this is the time of year I try to keep the secret missions protecting National security to a minimum; and just enjoy a delicious martini on the beaches of Monte Carlo while I soak my balls in cocoa butter. You guys are probably doing some similar stuff. If not, you should. I mean, now is the time of year to be adventurous. Seriously. Just try random, crazy stuff to make the most of this beautiful weather. For example, last week I just crapped my pants. On purpose. I was walking out of the grocery store and thought, 'I'm gonna shit myself and see what happens.' Know what? It <i>did</i> lead to a fun adventure... but I'm gonna have to clear some stuff with my lawyers before I'm able to tell the story. Stay tuned...</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwLy4IVX6B0&feature=player_embedded">More shit that makes me wanna strangle George Lucas</a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><a href="http://www.etaglive.com/eTags/Beware_the_game_is_an_avertisement_vehicle_but_still_VERY_addictive_game_of_PUT__LoC37028.htm">If you click here you'll never get the next 30 minutes back.</a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3pdvHXVrWA&feature=player_embedded#!"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Pffft</span>... I already knew about 20-30% of this stuff anyway...</a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><a href="http://alloffbeat.tumblr.com/post/714965813/rubber-fist-for-sale">The phone number is (310) 358-1703.</a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><a href="http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2010/06/16/the-best-sentence-i-have-read-all-year">In my Ninja Army, this dude would be a General.</a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><a href="http://i.imgur.com/Wr1GJ.jpg">Where was all this good advice when I was <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">thirtyse</span>.... uh.... fourteen?</a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><a href="http://www.martinjetpack.com/how-do-i-buy-one.aspx">These are standard issue when you join Awesome.</a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><a href="http://i.imgur.com/fZIjg.jpg">Ninja Army. General #2.</a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i6kWbdTvjk&feature=email">I wish I had known about this a week before Father's Day.</a></span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><a href="http://www.4shared.com/audio/C5wxES_c/07_The_Bob_and_Tom_Show___Dinn.html">Dinner with the President.</a></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!--
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That's how long it's been since my last entry. Now, I'm sure most of you have been worried sick as to my whereabouts and well-being; but, as usual, I can't get into specifics. I can report that the oil leak in the Gulf will soon be completely under control; and that China's recent support of European currency will continue to have a soothing effect on world markets. Now, on to more important issues. The last few weeks on these here <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">intertubes</span> have yielded a wealth of information ranging from the smoking habits of toddlers to fun new sex positions. I'm sure those two things are related somehow but I'm so high right now I can't figure it out.... little help.... little help..</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pterodactyl">Weekend's here - freak her shit out with the Pterodactyl</a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ0aZu25L_Q">I'm sure this will have zero negative effect on cognitive development</a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><a href="http://i.imgur.com/Gu716.jpg">I'm white and this sounds 1000% right to me</a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><a href="http://www.mint.com/blog/trends/the-rip-brand-vs-generic-drugs/">Discount drugs. Yes.</a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><a href="http://i.imgur.com/bcw11.jpg">A little tip for <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">BP</span></a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agk2svo7svI">Awesome animation</a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU7fhIO7DG0">Someone clone this dude because we need him in every elected position ever invented</a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><a href="http://thefuckingwordoftheday.com/">Expand your <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">motherf</span>*<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">cking</span> mind </a><a href="http://thefuckingwordoftheday.com/"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Craphead</span></a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!--
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The local paper here is hosting an on-line "Best Of..." poll for local goods and services; and, you guessed it, one of the categories is "Favorite Local Website." Well, I wanna pull off the upset. Right now the front runner is probably <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">fridaypuppy</span>.com, which features dogs, people taking walks, <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">recipes</span>, and other normal random bland <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">crapola</span> which makes me throw up in my mouth a little. I'd like to usurp the title from <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">fridaypuppy</span> and let people know that sometimes, just sometimes, monkey porn, nirvana covers and midget lesbianism win out over <a href="http://www.fridaypuppy.com/index.php/2010/04/13/oh-oh-orzo/">orzo <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">recipes</span></a> and free t-shirts. So lace up your jack boots - here's your assignment:</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"></span></div><blockquote><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;">1. go to <a href="http://www.timesunion.com/">THIS</a> page and scroll half-way down the page.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;">2. click the box that says "Vote for Capital Region's Best."</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;">3. you DON'T have to answer every question... skip forward until the progress bar at the top is at 75% complete.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;">4. you should be on the section that asks for your favorite local website.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;">5. enter this web address: WWW.WTCCTR.COM</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;">6. tell a friend to repeat steps 1-5. I want to kill this thing.</span></div></blockquote><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;">I'll let you know the results as they become available. Listen... we pull this off... well, let me just say... the beer will flow like wine while spunky little nymphs cup our balls and whisper where we can find buried treasure. In the meantime, here's your combat pay for today. </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzBUnvJSyXM"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">WTCCTR</span> evidence of awesome exhibit #1</a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPuNYo4v8h4&feature=player_embedded"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">WTCCTR</span> evidence of awesome exhibit #2</a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"><a href="http://www.heaven666.org/fucked-up-midget-lesbian-scene-2084.php">WTCCTR</a></span><a href="http://www.heaven666.org/fucked-up-midget-lesbian-scene-2084.php"> evidence of awesome exhibit #3</a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!--
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And the reason it was is due to the fact that the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">internet</span> is becoming like cable <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">tv</span> - a billion channels and nothing on. There hasn't been one gosh golly dang interesting or unique thing on this series of tubes we call the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">internet</span> all week. It's all been Tiger Woods and a bunch of geeky shit (e.g., <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">iPad</span> shit, why it's o.k. for vegans to eat oysters, etc.). I'm talking total bullshit. And, trust me, I looked. Anyways, a buddy of mine suggested I resurrect the "Beer, Babe, and a Tune" post that I used to do every Friday. All the international recognition and acclaim doesn't mean I'm not still in touch with the people. So here goes.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:Georgia, serif;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyD81YxOulMMSr4R2pRs0ffbR9CWRFY3FjMeJjB0FPgyr-jVGxk-30JXMAss87PjmN9KwZuyKDrumPdgJapBJBePGIRgckJKRUWHz0BJW5fI8YAPAmo6P8Qdg2TOhrnoT2DvmCojyvqdkv/s1600/CC.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyD81YxOulMMSr4R2pRs0ffbR9CWRFY3FjMeJjB0FPgyr-jVGxk-30JXMAss87PjmN9KwZuyKDrumPdgJapBJBePGIRgckJKRUWHz0BJW5fI8YAPAmo6P8Qdg2TOhrnoT2DvmCojyvqdkv/s400/CC.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5458297173243921634" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px; " /></a></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Chips ahoy boys! This is Charlie Christine. There wasn't much information on her but here's </span><a href="http://charliekristine.com/home.php"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">her web page</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"> anyway. So if she doesn't care then I guess I don't care. And I really don't. Unless it has to do with her skills as a french maid; I really, really don't give two craps what her favorite flavor of ice cream in high school was.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDPbW-7S_y7KBCd1mFOBD1r6wPD98rKb0YO9IIaI1dedcC5M81u5DskHKJkSjfyQudpChEao6QrLbGa1omzTFJ6QtM0SXlkNhSy-DSf4Tj7l7D7Czbe3I4DvLMNd6cM4BqFDWQEdVCcwPl/s1600/Sam-Adams-Black-Lager.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDPbW-7S_y7KBCd1mFOBD1r6wPD98rKb0YO9IIaI1dedcC5M81u5DskHKJkSjfyQudpChEao6QrLbGa1omzTFJ6QtM0SXlkNhSy-DSf4Tj7l7D7Czbe3I4DvLMNd6cM4BqFDWQEdVCcwPl/s400/Sam-Adams-Black-Lager.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5458300600031698050" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 297px; height: 400px; " /></a></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Tonight I had a few Sam Adams Black Lager's. It's a little bit heavy but had a nice flavor that really goes down good while showering. Just trust me on this. Beer Advocate rates the suds as a B+ ... "very good." Yeah, </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">ok</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">. Very good. </span><a href="http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/fox/theateam/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">I love it when a plan comes together</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">.</span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrybiIxxA5D8tYGTd9im49l5MwLZb-rgvoPc6z7Sq_7f5OBRQXKnUdzUCyCjEstAOa0MFi1Vx6rcYxgttvhxsptY3fi40GoYqSjZRNia5lyM8WbeAVqvTqsEsSvz_aBRHOpmzTuLkSauKt/s1600/DropkickMurphys.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrybiIxxA5D8tYGTd9im49l5MwLZb-rgvoPc6z7Sq_7f5OBRQXKnUdzUCyCjEstAOa0MFi1Vx6rcYxgttvhxsptY3fi40GoYqSjZRNia5lyM8WbeAVqvTqsEsSvz_aBRHOpmzTuLkSauKt/s400/DropkickMurphys.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5458312425073956914" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 300px; height: 300px; " /></a></div><div><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dropkick_murphys"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">The Dropkick </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Murphys</span></span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"> are a Celtic punk/hardcore band from Quincy, </span><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Massassachussets</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">. I'm putting their tune up tonight because I felt like hearing some bagpipes again. I'm still in the St. Patrick's day mode I suppose; and bagpipes are my cowbell - </span><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">more bagpipes bitches!</span></i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"> </span></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://www.4shared.com/embed/260996484/fbb50bb9" width="320" height="50" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">As usual, I'll go the extra mile for you maniacs and deliver a little bonus pic of tonight's babe. What now wiseguy?</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8o7QwuGBdWUzkM2rdU5cQGrtJdSR6MLYSNTs5ZQBDhhyphenhyphenNFGzF4T2GBjnchOqwZXUlBPux_42Qoqgfl0Wgp72zpbfTZ9f1z-Pf_j3KORSnflnvVqp7fYVMOpZR_o2Hd6lIDOOCBnb9D5yV/s1600/Charlie-Kristine-11.jpg"><img src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8o7QwuGBdWUzkM2rdU5cQGrtJdSR6MLYSNTs5ZQBDhhyphenhyphenNFGzF4T2GBjnchOqwZXUlBPux_42Qoqgfl0Wgp72zpbfTZ9f1z-Pf_j3KORSnflnvVqp7fYVMOpZR_o2Hd6lIDOOCBnb9D5yV/s400/Charlie-Kristine-11.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5458321529173358338" style="display: block; margin-top: 0px; margin-right: auto; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: auto; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 267px; height: 400px; " /></a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!--
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FRIGGIN' AWESOME<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGeusejWUWjs_NMEbBgKfC8beAwVcT26iGNeurMLFY7vOFQu7bFJsWHvvu9W5Qs-HmXSwy1F0g880UOv8aFpmMArDVTmOqObn0rQRud6A6nYzVU9GeY-VfnqihURpBuRGLiOlV7-9rzO6C/s1600/kurt-cobain.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 142px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGeusejWUWjs_NMEbBgKfC8beAwVcT26iGNeurMLFY7vOFQu7bFJsWHvvu9W5Qs-HmXSwy1F0g880UOv8aFpmMArDVTmOqObn0rQRud6A6nYzVU9GeY-VfnqihURpBuRGLiOlV7-9rzO6C/s200/kurt-cobain.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5454230637943890562" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">I've said it before and I'll say it again: Kurt Cobain was a genius. I base this on the fact that he wrote the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit." And his genius isn't because it's a generation-defining song. He's a genius because you can mix that beat and guitar riff with <i>anything</i> and make it sound good. So, today, when I came across another mash-up of the song - this time with <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Timbaland</span> - I decided to go through my music files just to check on something; and I found that I've become quite the collector of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" covers, mash-ups, and techno infusions. Seventeen different versions to be exact. That's a lot of Teen Spirit. I mean, the last time I had this much teen spirit I ruined a perfectly good pair of underwear and had three days after-school detention. But, hey, that's rock 'n roll.</span><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">7 Nation Teen Spirit - White Stripes vs. Nirvana.... so it's gay vs. cool.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://www.4shared.com/embed/252417438/3cb5b7e9" width="320" height="50" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Punk cover by Blanks77... kinda ass <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">smokin</span>.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://www.4shared.com/embed/252393317/39643251" width="320" height="50" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Techno version by Mighty Mike. You heard me.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://www.4shared.com/embed/142071886/f57e6e70" width="320" height="50" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Another techno joint: Daft Punk vs. Nirvana... I'm up for a rave...</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://www.4shared.com/embed/252414613/88607763" width="320" height="50" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Mash-up with Leona Lewis' "Bleeding Love"... proves my theory.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://www.4shared.com/embed/252393780/71cbb467" width="320" height="50" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;">Mash-up with Rick Ashley. Never gonna... be cooler than this.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://www.4shared.com/embed/252407704/21083fe8" width="320" height="50" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed><br /><br />Warp Brothers version. The one I listen to when I time travel.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://www.4shared.com/embed/252394385/9b7fd08d" width="320" height="50" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">A cover by .... <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">uhh</span>... I have no idea who.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://www.4shared.com/embed/252394764/75f26549" width="320" height="50" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">"The Floor Version." .... <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">ookay</span>.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://www.4shared.com/embed/252395810/8e3e17cf" width="320" height="50" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">That hack <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Fatboy</span> Slim takes a shot at it. Dope.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://www.4shared.com/embed/252396203/110e5d0c" width="320" height="50" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed><br /><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Cover by Flyleaf. Just <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">ok</span>.</span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://www.4shared.com/embed/252396664/de39c7f5" width="320" height="50" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed><br /><br />The vagina house dub remix. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">Sooo</span>... Smells Like Vagina?<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://www.4shared.com/embed/252397335/6a3ea6a8" width="320" height="50" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed><br /><br />Wild cherry mash-up. Cool.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://www.4shared.com/embed/252399022/fd8cb20" width="320" height="50" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed><br /></div></div></div></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">More techno but with a Rob <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">Halford</span> flair. Thumbs up.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://www.4shared.com/embed/252399489/65ec52fe" width="320" height="50" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman', serif;">Cover version by <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Mig</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Ayesa</span>. Short and sweet.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://www.4shared.com/embed/252399840/b99f5c32" width="320" height="50" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Smells like <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Timbaland</span>!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://www.4shared.com/embed/252402535/497878e1" width="320" height="50" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'times new roman';">Type O Negative live cover. This is nuts.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><embed src="http://www.4shared.com/embed/252402825/58bbdaf3" width="320" height="50" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><script type="text/javascript"><!--
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