Friday, May 30, 2008

FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.

Handshakes all around Buckos!  It's Friday... when the babes and tunes flow like wine here at WTCCTR.


This smoke-a-lisious babe is Gemma Atkinson.  Like last Friday's babe, she's English... so I'm sure having straight teeth and a delicious tray of tea and scrumpets is all it would take to sweep her off her boobs.... I mean feet.  Feet.  More pictures of her here.
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No.  Don't try and stop me.  I'm gonna do it.  It's a done deal.  //sippage// Ahhh... good old PBR.  My first PBR experience was inflicted in my freshman year at college.  My roommate's parents were "progressive" and purchased about 8 cases for him at the start of our semester.  It was supposed to last the semester (I guess).  Instead it got drunk in about 4 weeks.  And mostly by me as my roomie was pledging a fraternity and banging other freshman.  The dope.  
HA!  Ha ha!  Hey Nick, I drank all your PBR!  HA!  And I never replaced it did I?!  Ha ha... er... um... never mind.
 So the review: PBR is great if you're a depressed 18 year old having a torrid romance with your left hand; and your refrigerator is cranked to "9" on the cold dial.  Otherwise, just drink your own piss and save the $4.  Beer Advocate rates it a C ... "mediocre."
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Decyfer Down: poster boys for why white dudes shouldn't have dreadlocks.  Or, Counting Crows with half a nut sack.  Take your pick.  Either way, they wrote some snazzy little tunage entitled "Walking Dead."  And all of us who have ever been prison raped know what they're talking about.... wait... what the hell'd I just say?

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Here's a bonus pic of Gemma for all you hearty bitches who actually read my posts through to the bitter end.  I love you fuckers.




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Thursday, May 29, 2008

TOP 5 SEXY SAILORS.



Permission to come aboard Buckos!  Tonight I'm posting some sexy sailors.  And, while I fancy myself quite the swashbuckler, I usually get a nasty case of the spewies when I get on the open water; so this is about as close I'll ever get to being an actual sailor.  But that's ok because I'm a sailor of love in a vast, lusty sea; angling for adventure and bitches.  So let's shove off shall we.


Oh I'm saluting... in my pants.

Meet me on the Bow Chicka Wow Wow Deck immediately.
I'd make her first mate... uh... immediately.

That's the "permission to come aboard" wink.

I love a woman who gives the white-glove-treatment.


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Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

5 RANDOM PICTURES I LIKE.

Not much good going on today my beautiful Buckos.  So I'm posting some random pictures I've collected that are pretty cool/funny/spiffy.  


T.R.U.E.

Cool wallpaper.  

Another cool wallpaper.  Ducks fucking rock.

God I love coffee.

Now what Bitches?

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Monday, May 26, 2008

MEMORIAL DAY TRIBUTE.

It's Memorial Day.  I don't have any witticisms or stylish little sayings today - a day when we remember the sacrifice of so many brave men and women.  Thank you to all of them.





For an updated account of U.S. Casualties in Iraq go here.

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Sunday, May 25, 2008

SPACE NAZIS! - IRON SKY TRAILER.

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say that I'm glad the Nazis are kaput.  But what if they weren't?  What if they found a way to survive all these years?  Gezhundeit mon Furher... gezhundeit ya scurvy dog.







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Saturday, May 24, 2008

MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO HILARIOUS.

The American Idol finale had this hilarious clip of Gladys Knight and the Pips... but the Pips were replaced by Ben Stiller, Jack Black, and Robert Downey Jr.  The best part comes at 2:05.  It's subtle but keep your eyes on Jack Black.  Stay strong Buckos!





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