Once upon a time I had a job where I had to submit receipts for everything: mileage, tolls, bitches. Of course, I'd lose many of the receipts. So I'd have to go to one of my co-workers - who used to be in the mob - and beg him to make receipts for me using some kind of illicit receipt machine he'd cobbled together. Do you know how hard it is not to stare at the mutilated nose of an ex-mobster in order not to offend him? Lemme tell ya Buckos, it's hard. I mean, the dude got stabbed right in his nose in a brawl in a NYC subway. It's hard to convince a guy like that of the importance of getting reimbursed $1.25 for thruway tolls.
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But beg no more! Now there's a web site that allows you to make your own receipts. The site is Custom Receipt Maker. And, as you can see from my sample posted above, the sky's the limit. I mean, getting your employer to pay for your skittles and... uh... other weekend necessities... is a nifty little perk!
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By the way, all that stuff about working with an ex-mobster who got stabbed in the nose... 100% true. Dave, if you're reading this, I need my cooler back.
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