OUT OF THE DARKNESS, INCH BY INCH

I watch the news every day and it's nothing but bad news.  It seems we're headed for a depression economically.  Every day thousands of people are losing their jobs and houses.  The country is drowning in debt.  Crazed chimpanzees are tearing the fucking hands off people.  And I think I'm sportin' a fresh hemorrhoid.  It's times like these I need to be inspired.  I've posted this video before but it's the best, most fucking motivating goddam thing I've ever seen in the history of my sorry, pig-shitted life.  It's so motherfucking inspiring it makes me have to swear like some kind of half-cocked trucker with a bad case of the jimmy-legs.  Anyone who watches this and doesn't immediately go out and start doing shit to get this economy going let me know - I'll come over and do my Chris Brown impression on your ass.  

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WE ARE SO F*CKED

A few days ago I posted a video explaining the credit crisis that's currently ass raping us as a country.  Today I'm doing a follow-up on that post with a 30 minute clip from a movie called I.O.U.S.A.  I know: thirty minutes is a long time to watch a video on your computer that doesn't involve cunnilingus or someone accidentally getting bonked in the nuts.  But, even if you don't like economic issues, you should check this out.  I mean, it really took a nice Saturday and turned it into a study in helplessness and despair; leaving me huddled in a corner in the fetal position quivering in a puddle of my own piss while clutching $43 like it was the only thing standing between me and life in a Turkish prison.  Who would say 'no' to that?  Stay strong.

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