THEY PEED ON YOUR F*CKING RUG

I've posted about the greatest movie ever made - The Big Lebowski - in the past. But since then, the video featuring the full movie has been pulled from Hulu. So, I'm putting up a single scene from the sublime piece of cinematic ecstasy that is The Big Lebowski. In it, The Dude (Jeff Bridges), Walter (John Goodman) and Donny (Steve Buscemi) are setting up the motivation for their characters that will drive them through the remainder of the movie - finding who peed on The Dude's rug and getting it replaced. Scorsese and Hitchcock better take some notes because this is how you f*cking write f*cking movie dialogue baby! Stay strong.

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THE GREATEST OPENING TWO MINUTES OF A MOVIE EVER

Harry Potter and the Dark Wizard in my Pants - or whatever the hell the title is - opened this weekend. It's receiving quite a bit of fanfare for the huge box office it's doing. I haven't seen it yet but I can guarantee that it doesn't have a better opening than this one. I imagine that if Mozart were alive today, seeing a bunch of half naked men riding in a giant shopping cart and punching each other to his tune "O Fortuna" (that dramatic music dubbed over the scene); he couldn't help but hug himself inside... not in a gay way though. It's like, some things just go together... like small pox and penicillin. Stay strong.

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"SOMEBODY SAW A COCKROACH UP ON TWELVE."

One of the greatest cinematic achievements since "Citizen Kane" has been the original "Ghostbusters." The effects are a little suspect by today's standards, but a cool idea mixed with Bill Murray and some sweet one liners puts it up in some rare air... if you know what I mean. I actually had the privilege of whipping out one of those one-liners (the one I used in the posts' title) at work recently and... crickets. Nothing. Not even a chuckle. I mean, it was probably the wittiest goddam thing I'd said all month. It really was. So I looked up the part of the movie where Murray's character - Peter Venkman - actually delivers the line; just to double check on the awesomeness of my usage. And... yup... I was right on the money, for the sweet love of the little baby Jesus. So, in conclusion: I have a great sense of humor and am generally pretty awesome to be around. I even double checked with my mother and she agreed. Pfft. Knew it.

(The clip is 10 minutes long but the best parts are at 2m 5s, 3m 10s, 5m 50s. Cheers Bitches.)

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