Saturday, July 5, 2008

SATURDAY NIGHT STROKE!


Happy Saturday Bitches.  Saturday is a day for kicking back, having a few beers, hanging out with friends, and enjoying a good stroke.  So that's what I'm dialing up for tonight's post - a good, old-fashoned, barn-burnin', speech-slurrin' stroke!  The video is from a whole series of different talks called TED talks.  The particular video I'm featuring is from a woman - Dr. Jill Bolte Taylor - who had a massive stroke.  She happened to survive and is giving a talk where she walks you through her ordeal.  Plus she uses a real human brain as a prop...  which is pretty goddam gnarly in my book.  So mix a cocktail, get comfy in your favorite chair, kick back, and enjoy the stroke!  I AM SO GOING TO HELL.

Check out the video here.

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Friday, July 4, 2008

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!

Happy 4th of July!  Today is the day most people celebrate with cookouts and fireworks.  I'm going with girls in American Flag bikinis.  Yeah, you're welcome.




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On a more serous note, the following video is a little on the long side (15 minutes) but I would seriously take the time to watch it today.  It's our Declaration of Independence.  It's the reason why we all get the day off to grill hot dogs and shoot bottle rockets.  It's also the document that told King George, 'You're a dick.  We're going to make our own country and it's going to be the greatest in human history.'  Stay strong Buckos!
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Thursday, July 3, 2008

CUNNILINGUS AND GINGER ALE.

It's summertime and there's nothing I enjoy more than cunnilingus and ginger ale.  For those of you who are not up to speed on mouwing a good bikini burger or making some delicioso home-made ginger ale - today is your lucking f*cking day.

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First: the poon.  I used to think I was a supreme jedi master in this area, until I saw this video.  Now I rule over the puddy like a kind king.  So watch.  Watch and grow awesome Buckos.
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And there's nothing better on a hot summer's night than some ice cold home-made ginger ale after barking at the ape.  It's easy to make and, once chilled, better than a hug from the little baby Jesus.  Check out the recipe here.
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That's all for now Bitches.  Tune in tomorrow for the 4th of July extravaganza!


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Wednesday, July 2, 2008

THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF "THE DARK KNIGHT"!!

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Sunday, June 29, 2008

WTCCTR - THE SOUNDTRACK!

If you're a regular to this site you know I post a song (along with a luscious babe and frothy beer) every week for your listening pleasure.  Well, I made a soundtrack of these tunes and posted them on Apple's iTunes store.  So for just $12.87 you can absolutely rock your nuts off.  I mean, the first time I heard all these songs on one play list I actually pissed myself it was so good; and I haven't had a genuine case of incontinence like that since the time I ate a handful of magic mushrooms just before St. Mother Mary Katherine's 62nd annual chili cook off and midget toss.  True story.  

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So if you have iTunes on your computer and you want to check it out, go here.  Yeah.  What now Bitches?

Saturday, June 28, 2008

FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.... ON SATURDAY... SO SCREW YOU.

Ok, funny story.  I was preparing for yesterday's post and ended up doing a little too much research.  So when I woke up in front of my neighbor's house with an empty bag of saline solution in one hand and a pinwheel in the other, I decided to cut my losses and go to bed immediately.  
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But I'm back!  And I'm posting Friday's babe, beer, and a tune because I'm good like that.  God I love you fuckers.
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Tonight's babe is Claudia Verela.  She's a full time fitness/bikini model who won't do nudes because "that isn't the road [she] wants to follow."  Uh... ok.  Yeah, I mean, who would want to see her totally naked anyway?!?  Not me buddy.  I don't need that kind of pressure.  More pics of her here.
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As I alluded to above, last night was kind of a blur but I remember it all started with a sixer of Guinness.  I always enjoy Guinness but that's because I don't mind taking in the same amount of calories as an entire loaf of bread in one glass of beer.  And any brew you drink yourself into a blackout with is a 'thumbs up' in my book.  You betcha.  Beer Advocate rates it a B+ ... "very good"... so a big 'fuck yeah' all around.  I'll do a review of the 1000cc of saline solution I apparently drank if/when I can remember drinking it.
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The tunage I'm smoking your ass with tonight is "Bitter Pill" by Silent Civilian.  They're a metal core band out of L.A.  What is metal core?  I have no f*cking idea.  All I know is that I crank up this tune so loud my balls vibrate.  

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Lastly. I'm trying to increase my readership.  So if you know anyone who would enjoy the quality tits, humor, and money advice that I roll into every joint I post, please email them a link to this site.  Thanks bitches.



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Thursday, June 26, 2008

EXPLODING WHALES AND CEMENT TURKEYS.

I'm not a rocket scientist.  But my saving grace is that I don't have access to 1/2 ton of dynamite or a rotting whale carcass.  I guess not everyone is that lucky.  

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It kind of reminded me of another clip I'd seen when I was just a kid, around the time I'd realized that tugging on my tits with salad tongs made me feel pretty.  The scene is from the tv show "WKRP in Cincinnati." 



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Fuck yeah Les Nesman.


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