Ok, funny story. I was preparing for yesterday's post and ended up doing a little too much research. So when I woke up in front of my neighbor's house with an empty bag of saline solution in one hand and a pinwheel in the other, I decided to cut my losses and go to bed immediately.
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But I'm back! And I'm posting Friday's babe, beer, and a tune because I'm good like that. God I love you fuckers.
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Tonight's babe is Claudia Verela. She's a full time fitness/bikini model who won't do nudes because "that isn't the road [she] wants to follow." Uh... ok. Yeah, I mean, who would want to see her totally naked anyway?!? Not me buddy. I don't need that kind of pressure. More pics of her here. -
As I alluded to above, last night was kind of a blur but I remember it all started with a sixer of Guinness. I always enjoy Guinness but that's because I don't mind taking in the same amount of calories as an entire loaf of bread in one glass of beer. And any brew you drink yourself into a blackout with is a 'thumbs up' in my book. You betcha. Beer Advocate rates it a B+ ... "very good"... so a big 'fuck yeah' all around. I'll do a review of the 1000cc of saline solution I apparently drank if/when I can remember drinking it.
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The tunage I'm smoking your ass with tonight is "Bitter Pill" by Silent Civilian. They're a metal core band out of L.A. What is metal core? I have no f*cking idea. All I know is that I crank up this tune so loud my balls vibrate.
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Lastly. I'm trying to increase my readership. So if you know anyone who would enjoy the quality tits, humor, and money advice that I roll into every joint I post, please email them a link to this site. Thanks bitches.
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I've got this wacky little divot in my funny bone that makes me giggle like a school girl when I see people shit their pants from fear. There was a show on a few years back called "Scare Tactics" hosted by Shannon Dougherty. Aside from the fact that she is one scary bitch I'm not sure how she got the gig. Anyway, YouTube is full of clips from the show. You can find them here. Posted below is one of those clips that I find particularly hilarious. Some random dude is lured into a fake bio-hazzard room and jocularity ensues when he starts to think he's staring into the abyss. Ah, good times.
