HOW TO INSTANTLY FAIL A DUI

Hey. Another weekend is upon us; and I imagine that a lot of people who frequent this site probably enjoy drinking and driving. Call it a hunch. So tonight I'm posting a video of what NOT to do if you're pulled over and given a breathalyzer test. I mean, I'm here to help you motherf*ckers. Seriously. If I didn't have you guys I'd lose the $0.0045 I make each month in AdSense revenue; and that pack of gum I was saving up for in 2011 will just have to wait. And that can't happen. I've been getting all freaky for a piece of Juicy Fruit for a while now. Stay strong.

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110MPG V8 WITH 500HP. NOW WHAT ARABS?

How would you like to put an V8 engine in your car that goes 0-60mph in 3 seconds and gets 110 miles per gallon? Too good to be true? Nope. Some fat guy in Ohio has made an engine that does just that. He's getting patents and is starting to fire up production on an engine that will make Canada, Mexico, and Venezuela - along with the Saudis - scrambling for cash to meet their jumping bean and camel chow addictions. *We get most of our oil from Canada... didn't know that did ya?* The guy has his own web page with a bunch of videos introducing his technology. Check it out here. But the video below basically sums it up pretty good. By the way, if you work for GM, drop a dime on this guy for chrissakes.

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