HOW TO INSTANTLY FAIL A DUI

Hey. Another weekend is upon us; and I imagine that a lot of people who frequent this site probably enjoy drinking and driving. Call it a hunch. So tonight I'm posting a video of what NOT to do if you're pulled over and given a breathalyzer test. I mean, I'm here to help you motherf*ckers. Seriously. If I didn't have you guys I'd lose the $0.0045 I make each month in AdSense revenue; and that pack of gum I was saving up for in 2011 will just have to wait. And that can't happen. I've been getting all freaky for a piece of Juicy Fruit for a while now. Stay strong.

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NUTSHOTS.

I'm getting all America's Funniest Home Videos on your ass tonight with a pretty nifty nutshot video.  I was talking to a buddy of mine who was pontificating on the inherent hilarity of the classic nutshot.  Personally, I don't see what all the fucking hullabaloo is about.  If you've seen one nut shot you've seen them all in my book.  How about we see some kicks to the vagina?  Huh?  How about that?  That's something I haven't seen since never.  I think in the spirit of equal rights and all the progress feminism has made someone should step up and take a nice swift kick to the cooter.  ... Ok!  Who's with me?

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