Showing posts with label health care. Show all posts
Showing posts with label health care. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

HEALTH CARE CRAMPS


If you've turned on the tv at all in the last month you've seen someone talking about health care. Town halls, armed people, yelling, socialism... I've even heard the labels "nazi" and "Hitler" thrown around. Ok. Now I'm not sure what the answer to the whole health care debacle is but I am sure that I'm not a rocket scientist. So all this yelling and screaming combined with cable news talking heads telling me what should happen has only made me more confused. But I've managed to cobble together a few thoughts after listening to the cacophony coming out of my television:
* health care is a limited resource. So, the question is: how should it be distributed?
* people equate health care reform with them losing access to their doctor
* Americans think we have the best health care in the world (actually we're 37th)
* using the word "socialism" is the same as telling someone a "Yo mamma is so fat..." joke
* bringing a loaded weapon to a town hall debate is like hooking electrodes to your bosses' testicles before having your yearly performance review
Like I said, I'm confused. But there was a guy on tv today who presented an argument on why health care should be 100% run by the government. And, I gotta say, he had some pretty good points. Yup. That's right. Socialism. One hundred percent government run... just like our banks and car companies. Stay strong... and healthy. (PS - I'll warn everyone right now, the video is 10 minutes long. But it's still pretty motherfuc*ing interesting).



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Monday, August 10, 2009

NINJAS

I've been building my own ninja army for years now. But it's a slow, tedious process because... well... there just aren't that many ninjas bouncing around any more. Or, maybe there are a ton of them, and I just don't know about them because they're frigging ninjas; and you can't see the crazy bastards. Either way, I'm getting a little desperate. I mean, look at some of the applicant pool. Jesus Christ man.





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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

MIGHTY TAPE... FROM THE F*CKING GRAVE!

Billy Mays is dead. But since he's the greatest pitch man in the history of your mother, he's still hocking shit from the grave. His latest commercial just came out - 23 days after his death. That's right, Mighty Tape must be sold. I watched the whole commercial kinda hoping they were going to offer a Billy Mays memorial version; like maybe a simple black tape, or one that has little pictures of his head on it. I'd be all over that. The best part of the commercial comes at 1m 30s when Billy is underwater - wearing his trademark denim shirt - slapping the Mighty Tape around. It brought a tear to my eye to see the big guy workin' his magic even though he's deader than a doornail. If only he'd come out with Mighty Tape about 24 days ago... I'm not saying it would've helped cure a massive coronary blockage but the shit couldn't have hurt. Stay strong.