HEALTH CARE CRAMPS

If you've turned on the tv at all in the last month you've seen someone talking about health care. Town halls, armed people, yelling, socialism... I've even heard the labels "nazi" and "Hitler" thrown around. Ok. Now I'm not sure what the answer to the whole health care debacle is but I am sure that I'm not a rocket scientist. So all this yelling and screaming combined with cable news talking heads telling me what should happen has only made me more confused. But I've managed to cobble together a few thoughts after listening to the cacophony coming out of my television:

* health care is a limited resource. So, the question is: how should it be distributed?

* people equate health care reform with them losing access to their doctor

* Americans think we have the best health care in the world (actually we're 37th)

* using the word "socialism" is the same as telling someone a "Yo mamma is so fat..." joke

* bringing a loaded weapon to a town hall debate is like hooking electrodes to your bosses' testicles before having your yearly performance review

Like I said, I'm confused. But there was a guy on tv today who presented an argument on why health care should be 100% run by the government. And, I gotta say, he had some pretty good points. Yup. That's right. Socialism. One hundred percent government run... just like our banks and car companies. Stay strong... and healthy. (PS - I'll warn everyone right now, the video is 10 minutes long. But it's still pretty motherfuc*ing interesting).

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE WATCHING TOO MUCH CABLE NEWS WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE...

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THE BADDEST MAN ON THE PLANET

A lot of controversy from the big UFC pay-per-view event on Saturday night. The short version is that former WWE heavyweight-turned MMA fighter Brock Lesnar (5-1-0)forgot he's now in a legitimate sport; and became the personification of white trash on steroids. He showed poor sportsmanship (refusing to tap gloves at start of match), no respect for MMA (showing zero MMA or even wrestling ability in the fight itself), and no self-control that a true champion would have. See video here and article here. Check out his outstanding post-fight comments here. Anyway... the whole point to this is that there's a heavyweight fighter that doesn't fight for the UFC. His name is Fedor Emelinenko (30-1-0). He has one loss in the past 9 years, and even that was due to a cut - not a knock-out. More importantly, he acts like a champion: humble, soft-spoken, and respectful of his opponents - both before and after he smashes their face into red goo. Here's a short video introduction a man all of Russia knows by one name - Fedor. If you like it I strongly recommend watching the YouTube documentary about him here. He is, simply, the baddest man on the planet.

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YOU HAD ME AT 'CAPTAIN'S LOG'

Ok, so I stumbled across this video of a guy talking about some personal issues.  It's about six minutes long.  Now, I know some of you won't hang around for the full time but let me say this: if you can hang in there until the 1 minute 15 second mark you'll be hooked for the entire video.  For the first minute I was like blah, blah, blah, blah.  Then, around 1m 15s the bomb dropped and, like any terrorist worth his turban, his secondary explosion hits at 4m 10s.  Oh, and you know the best part about this video?  ... Hmmm? ... Give up? ... It's all the severed human heads sitting on the mantle behind the camera; and the off-camera decayed corpse of his mother dressed in Victoria's Secret and splayed out across his bed.  All I can say is, You had me at 'Captain's Log,' you Scamp!  Stay strong ... and sucka free.

BOOBS AND A BOWL OF STAGNANT WATER

Happy Saturday Maniacs.  I'm kinda freewheelin' it tonight because I've been huffing paint fumes all day, which has made me a little cock-eyed.  To be honest, I've even had an erection that's lasted more than four hours.  And you know what?  I ain't gonna do shit about it.  That's right Bucko.  I'm not calling my doctor or anyone.  If you know me you're not surprised at all because you know danger is my business.  Uhhh... ok, where was I?  Oh, boobs...

This is a pic of Playmate of the Year 2008 Sara Jean Underwood.  It's from a new set of pictures of her, which you can see in their entirety here.  Maybe this has something to do with the four hour erection... hmmmm... I dunno.

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Next up is a random picture I ran across today that made me chuckle so much I skidded my underwear.  I'm telling you... there are some funny fuckers out there.  Whacked out on drugs and STD medications but still funny.

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