ONE MORE REASON I'M GOING TO HELL

You know those inspirational stories about the triumph of the human spirit that feature sick kids, like the Dana Farber commercials or a kid overcoming some terrible disability.  Well, that's not what this post is about.  Here at WTCCTR I like to feature a progeria kid who just happens to be a wigger... and wants to kick your ass because, as he so eloquently points out in the video below, he doesn't have a penis on his stomach motherfucker... and who can really fucking argue with that.  Fucking seriously.

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BORAT GOES GAY

Sasha Baron Cohn - that guy who did Borat a few years ago - is coming out with a new movie soon.  The focus is a gay character he does named Bruno, and he's pretty much every bit as hilarious as Borat.  I've heard that in the new movie he punks Ron Paul and Paula Abdul; on top of having his bare ass in Eminem's face a few nights ago at the Mtv movie awards.  Anyway, here's a clip of Bruno from Cohn's tv show he used to have on HBO.  In it he asks a Christian minister if he's ever taken a walk on the brown side.  Do I need to say more?

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NOW THAT'S A NATIONAL ANTHEM GODDAMMIT!

We're in a recession.  GM filed for bankruptcy.  American troops are getting killed every day in countries that smell like farts.  So now's a good time to be thankful for the little things in life.  And I always appreciate a good National Anthem; not some "traditional" version where it's just burped out without any balls on it.  Whitney Houston did a good one some years ago.  Then today I came across this performance by a seven year old girl at a NBA game.  Little Gina Plaflalala - or whatever the hell her name is - takes the song by the scruff of the neck and just beats the living ass off it vocally.  Friggin' awesome.  Play on playa! (KEEP AN EYE ON THE BLACK DUDE STANDING IN THE LINE UP.  IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO GET HIS CHURCH ON)

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SOME WEIRD SH*T... AND A COOL TUNE

I understand that we all do some weird, freaky shit when we're home alone.  I personally enjoy dressing up like old Elvis, standing on my front porch, and proclaiming to my neighbors and random joggers-by that I've been resurrected while I fling handfulls of peanut butter at them like a monkey slings his dung.  But, hey, that's just my thing.  Point being: I don't turn on my web cam and broadcast myself to the world.  So can someone explain what the f*ck this guy is doing??  I mean, get a hold of yourself man!  Seriously.  And, what's up with the shoes??

The cool tune I was talking about is from the band Breaking Benjamin.  They're a straight-up American rock band from Pennsylvania; and the tune is "Home."  I think it's about the Wizard of Oz or some crazy crap like that.  Check it out here.

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DITA VON TEESE

Tonight's post is dedicated to fetish model Dita Von Teese.  A lot of you are probably familiar with her from her ubiquity on the internet: her topless photos, her fetish pics, gossip around her failed marriage to Marilyn Manson, her somewhat outstanding strip-teases, or her fetish-themed lesbian threesome videos.  Let me say that again.  Fetish-themed lesbian threesome video.  It's not too often you find such an attractive young woman who's so sexually liberated.  So I'm hoping that by featuring Ms. Von Teese I'll help promote more hot chicks getting into fetishes, lesbianism, threesomes - or all of the above.  I mean, I've been saying for years that fetish-themed lesbian threesomes are the new black, but people said I was crazy.  Anyway, here's a few other pics of her looking super swell.  Stay strong.

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NUTSHOTS.

I'm getting all America's Funniest Home Videos on your ass tonight with a pretty nifty nutshot video.  I was talking to a buddy of mine who was pontificating on the inherent hilarity of the classic nutshot.  Personally, I don't see what all the fucking hullabaloo is about.  If you've seen one nut shot you've seen them all in my book.  How about we see some kicks to the vagina?  Huh?  How about that?  That's something I haven't seen since never.  I think in the spirit of equal rights and all the progress feminism has made someone should step up and take a nice swift kick to the cooter.  ... Ok!  Who's with me?

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MEMORIAL DAY.

A sincere and heartfelt 'thank you' to all our veterans.