NOW THAT'S A NATIONAL ANTHEM GODDAMMIT!

We're in a recession.  GM filed for bankruptcy.  American troops are getting killed every day in countries that smell like farts.  So now's a good time to be thankful for the little things in life.  And I always appreciate a good National Anthem; not some "traditional" version where it's just burped out without any balls on it.  Whitney Houston did a good one some years ago.  Then today I came across this performance by a seven year old girl at a NBA game.  Little Gina Plaflalala - or whatever the hell her name is - takes the song by the scruff of the neck and just beats the living ass off it vocally.  Friggin' awesome.  Play on playa! (KEEP AN EYE ON THE BLACK DUDE STANDING IN THE LINE UP.  IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S ABOUT TO GET HIS CHURCH ON)

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THE ONLY MAN WHO MAKES ANY SENSE

Well, the day is finally here.  After almost two long years we go to cast our vote on Tuesday.  Everyone should vote.  It's the only way our republic can work properly (America is a republic, NOT a democracy).  In all of this mess of what amounted to a cluster fuck to the White House there was only one guy who made any sense to me.  I don't want to be all dramatic about it but I think, like Abraham Lincoln, he was the only true Republican running for office this year.  

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America,

and to the Republic for which it stands,

one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all." 

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AMERICA. FUCK YEAH.

I got caught up in a wicked-assed chuckle fit today so bad that I poofed out a fart right in the middle of a service call with Habib the Magic Carpet Man regarding my DVD player.  I was watching the stock market plow into the ground like a B- 52 Bomber with it's wings cut off while the news was reporting how AIG Executives will be taking A SECOND luxury getaway (the first one a few weeks ago cost $400,000) with their new bailout cash.  The total retardedness of the whole thing tickled the masochistic tip of my funny bone, and I  tee-hee'd it for a solid ten minutes.  Meanwhile, I can't swing a dead cat without hearing a fucking Sarah Palin story; I'm getting junk mail/catalogues by the truckload begging me to buy cheap plastic kitchen gadgets or clothes made in Indonesia with my devalued dollar; home values are plunging around me so that I can't move; gas prices are heading back up; the guy next door chants "drill, baby, drill" each time there's a debate; and my cat is losing his sphincter tone.  Ahhh... America.  Fuck yeah.

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