YOUR DOUCHEBAG NAME

You know those funny little games to figure out your porn name (mine is Trixie River)or your pirate name (yup, Rough Sailin' Wallace, that's me)...? Well, I ran across one I'd never tried before: your douchebag name. I'm pretty fascinated by douchebags in general, especially the New Jersey Douchebag. So when I saw the chance to get a glimpse of myself through the douchebag prism, I jumped at the chance. I mean, I'll never be that tanned, that moussed, or that puckered; so the least I can do is take a run at the name. It's a weak stab at douchey glory I'll admit, but I went for it anyway. The moral of this story - hang on to your dreams kids.

Your Douchebag Name

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DOUCHEBAGS.

Douchebags.  They're everywhere.  So tonight I thought I'd do a small pictorial tribute to them.  Now, I favor the Jersey douchebag - so those are who's being featured tonight.  But there are A LOT of varieties: plain, educated, nice.  I suppose the Jersey douchebag is a subset of the plain douchebag.  I'm not sure about that though.  I'll have to consult my local douchebag guy.  Anyway, here dey go... in no particular order:

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A whole flock of them.  Here they confront their observers and display their bright plumage.

A little "how to" for all the kids out there aspiring to douchebaggery.

Douchebag defined.

The douchebaggery is strong with this one.

Larry, Curly, Vinny VonTanalot.

Yup.  All these dudes are voting... and procreating.  Sleep tight.  

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