HAPPY THANKSGIVING YOU PAGANS

Ever get the feeling that Thanksgiving is a pagan holiday?  Isn't everyone gathering around a big bronzed fowl for an entire day similar to worshipping a golden calf or making a sacrifice to the Sun God Ra?  I think it is and all I'm saying is... sign me up.  Those pagans seemed to have life by the cajones: gluttony, deflowering virgins, smiting goody-two-shoes-es, drinking fomented urines... ah... Thanksgiving at my mother's house.  Good times.

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SAVE $1000 IN 30 DAYS

As a follow up to yesterday's post, tonight's entry is some practical tips to help you save money.  Let's face it, when the dollar is worth 1/10 of what it's worth now - and a loaf of bread costs as much as a day's pay - we're all going to become some frugal sonsabitches.  I mean, I've already cut back my Brazilian bikini waxes to twice a month.  Pretty soon I'll have to give them up all together; and that's when the old pubes choke my groinal region like a gnarly patch of bramble.  And no one is really in favor of that.

SAVE $1000 IN 30 DAYS

PS - full list is just a short scroll down after the link.

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