ORANGE GLOWING SPOOGE

Another fantastic product by Billy Mays: Orange Glo... dubbed over by Jabooodty Dubs.  I don't know who these guys are but they give me a goddam chuckle.  However, I think it's weird that their spooge glows in the dark and that they make enough of it so that it takes a mop to clean it up.  Plus, their pubic hairs are huge!  What's up with that?!?  ... I mean, at least that's what they say in the video... I wouldn't know about it otherwise.  Nope.  Really wouldn't.

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SHAMWOW IS BEING A BITCH

Billy Mays Hayes sells this knife sharpener called the Samurai Shark.  It takes dull shit and makes it fucking sharp as hell.  It's so fucking sharp it can cut through a Sham-Wow like a bitch.  Don't believe me?  Check this shit out motherf*cker.  Stay strong... and sharp as fuck.

THIS IS *EXACTLY* WHERE YOUR TAX DOLLARS ARE GOING.

It's that wonderful time of year again where Uncle Sam puts one hand in your pocket and the other in a clenched fist squarely around your nuts... and still manages to stick a thumb up your ass just for fun.  So when I found this dollar-by-dollar breakdown of where your tax dollars are going I knew you and your funky nuts would be fucking into it.  So take a deep breath, cough, and prepare for the ass-raping enjoyment that is your federal income tax, you incredible maniacs.  Stay strong.

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