THIS IS *EXACTLY* WHERE YOUR TAX DOLLARS ARE GOING.

It's that wonderful time of year again where Uncle Sam puts one hand in your pocket and the other in a clenched fist squarely around your nuts... and still manages to stick a thumb up your ass just for fun.  So when I found this dollar-by-dollar breakdown of where your tax dollars are going I knew you and your funky nuts would be fucking into it.  So take a deep breath, cough, and prepare for the ass-raping enjoyment that is your federal income tax, you incredible maniacs.  Stay strong.

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POVERTY SUCKS.

Today is blog action day, which means everyone who writes a blog is supposed to cover a predetermined topic.  The topic for today's BAD is poverty.  So here's my two cents on poverty: it sucks ass.  Poverty equals no cable tv, crappy food, a shitty car, no cell phone minutes, uncomfortable mattresses, ugly dates, and stale beers.  But it's not so bad if you have a giant horn hanging off the front of your crotchal region and have the rugged good looks of a fighter pilot.  Seriously, a monster wang makes up for a lot with the ladies.  Anyway, back to poverty.  As a tribute to poverty I'm posting the next installment of the documentary, Freedom To Fascism - about that filthy whore called the Federal income tax.  Stay strong.

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PS - Previous posts on it here.

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TAXES HURT MY SPHINCTER - PART 7

Whoa.  Apologies up front Bitches.  I was out of town for a few days helping to catch that nutty fucker who was breaking into people's homes, rubbing spices on them, and beating them with a sausage.  Sick bastard.  But I'm back!  And I wanted to return to the video series "Freedom To Fascism," which looks at the legality of the Federal Income Tax.  My past posts on it are here but the video links are no longer working so truck on over to YouTube for the rest of them.  

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In this segment the Producer/Narrator Aaron Russo interviews my man Ron Paul and explains why you can't buy shit any more without giving up half a testicle as collateral.  ... What?  I only actually did that one time and it was with a Jamaican voodoo doctor who said he'd make my pecker "long like river."  Pfft... shit... he can have one of my nuts.  They're HUGE anyway.  I'm all balls; with a pinch of choad thrown in for embarrassments sake.  Uh... yeah... anyway... taxes...

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