ORANGE GLOWING SPOOGE

Another fantastic product by Billy Mays: Orange Glo... dubbed over by Jabooodty Dubs.  I don't know who these guys are but they give me a goddam chuckle.  However, I think it's weird that their spooge glows in the dark and that they make enough of it so that it takes a mop to clean it up.  Plus, their pubic hairs are huge!  What's up with that?!?  ... I mean, at least that's what they say in the video... I wouldn't know about it otherwise.  Nope.  Really wouldn't.

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WANT TO SHIT YOUR PANTS?

Hey, guess what?  That pesky little "bail out" for $820 BILLION isn't really going as planned.  It seems that right before the Fed handed over those big, sweaty wads of cash to the banks it eradicated a tax law that prevented them from buying other financial intuitions.  So?  Well, that means all that money that was supposed to be loaned to small businesses and Joe the Plumber to do business, pay employees, and buy goods is now going towards AIG getaways, executive bonuses, and consuming other banks.  What does all this REALLY mean?  Put on a pair of old underwear and check this shit out...

The German sub-titles are there to make sure you understand what you're hearing in case you can't fucking believe your ears with the English.  Stay strong.

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