The real question is: who the f*ck protests to bring back Crystal Pepsi?!?!
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Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
TAKE THAT HIPPIES
I'm not a big fan of hippies. And I'm especially not a big fan of those hippies who give out the free hugs. Self-righteous bastards. I mean, if I wanted dirty, matted dreadlocks pressed into my face; or feel like patchouli was being rammed up my nasal cavity - I'd stage dive at a Grateful Dead concert. So, when I saw this video of a guy standing next to a "free hugs" hippy charging $2 for "deluxe hugs" I felt vindicated. Someone was finally standing up to a goddam hippy. I don't know what was better: the $2 guy pissing off the hippy, or what he had written on his t-shirt. It's your call. Stay sucker free.
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Sunday, April 26, 2009
THE BEST PRANK PHONE CALL EVER.
Tom Mabe is the guy who does these prank calls on unsuspecting telemarketers. Yes.
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Saturday, April 25, 2009
SO, DOES YOUR HUSBAND BOX?
One step above sissy-slapping and squealing like a Scotch-Irish pig.
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Friday, April 24, 2009
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES?
God works in mysterious ways. Like, how He'll cure paralysis when you're facing 15 to life in a cage with a dude who wants to play 'hide the monkey' with your big chocolaty butt. Can I get an amen?
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Thursday, April 23, 2009
WTF IS THAT?!?
In real life I'm a pretty shaky dude. I mean, I'm pretty fucking jumpy and high-strung. So, if I go and get confronted with shit that's weird, supernatural; or otherwise off the f*cking charts - I'll lose my shit. Seriously. It's been proven time and time again. Like, there was the time I saw a shooting star and reflexively punched the crap out of the random guy walking past me. Or the time I was whipping cow dung at cars after I thought I saw a crop circle. Anyway, if I was even remotely in the area where this picture was taken I'd probably end up grabbing the closest sharp object and flailing around wildly until I hit something. Or I'd masturbate. It's a toss up... on second thought, I'd probably masturbate... because fuck that creepy little fucker.
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009
JONES GOOD ASS BBQ AND FOOT MASSAGE... GET YOU SOME!
Now why the f*ck didn't I think of this? That Sham-Wow guy better watch his back. Jones is coming after his punk ass with barbecue... and feet. Someone pinch me.
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