Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

SWEAR JAR

Despite being the best selling beer in America, Bud Light is pretty much trash garbage ca-ca poopie.  In other words, it's ass in a can that's somehow boiled down and given a yellowish tint.  I mean, Beer Advocate rates it a D- for chrissakes; which means "avoid" for them.  And for us too.  Because the people at BA love us and want us to be free from assholes disguised as beer.  All that being said, the people over there at Bud Light sure do make f*cking sweet assed commercials.  Here's my motherf*cking favorite one.  Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present the c*cksucking Swear Jar.  




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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

JONES GOOD ASS BBQ AND FOOT MASSAGE... GET YOU SOME!

Now why the f*ck didn't I think of this?  That Sham-Wow guy better watch his back.  Jones is coming after his punk ass with barbecue... and feet.  Someone pinch me.





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Tuesday, January 6, 2009

PRANK CALLERS ARE AWESOME.

We've all seen and/or heard those prank phone calls on talk shows.  They usually get hung up on pretty quickly.  Wouldn't it be funny if they couldn't hang up on them?  Ummm... yeah, it would.  I have proof.



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