WTF IS THAT?!?

In real life I'm a pretty shaky dude.  I mean, I'm pretty fucking jumpy and high-strung.  So, if I go and get confronted with shit that's weird, supernatural; or otherwise off the f*cking charts - I'll lose my shit.  Seriously.  It's been proven time and time again.  Like, there was the time I saw a shooting star and reflexively punched the crap out of the random guy walking past me.  Or the time I was whipping cow dung at cars after I thought I saw a crop circle.  Anyway, if I was even remotely in the area where this picture was taken I'd probably end up grabbing the closest sharp object and flailing around wildly until I hit something.  Or I'd masturbate.  It's a toss up... on second thought, I'd probably masturbate... because fuck that creepy little fucker.

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I GUESS I HAVE A TINY SACK

I'd often pause at random moments throughout the day and admire the fact that I had balls the size of church bells.  I mean, I'd run with scissors, drink milk right out of the carton, eat a bunch of barbecue ribs and go swimming right afterwards, give cops the finger... cripes, one time got so crazy I ate my dessert before dinner.  Did I risk ruining my appetite?  Yup.  And I did it anyway.  That's what you call bad ass Buckos.  Then I saw the video I'm featuring tonight.  It's a dude by the name of Dan Osman.  I guess he climbs cliffs without ropes or any other safety harness.  Just some chalk, fairy looking shoes, and a sweet mini-mullet.  So, I'll admit my nads aren't quite as big as good old Dan's.  But let me leave you with this: I didn't even rake my yard this year.  I let those f*cking leaves just sit there all fall.  I'm looking at you Dan Osman.

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JUST LET IT FAIL

Here's another interview with Peter Schiff.  He's the guy who predicted this whole housing bubble and financial collapse about two years ago; when other financial analysts were literally laughing at him.  In this vid he's basically summing up how we ended up in this fiscal nightmare and the path out.  It's about a six minute clip and I encourage you to watch the whole thing... so when you're sleeping in an old refrigerator box you'll understand why.  OH, and I'll be the guy next to you wearing 4 layers of coats, asking you if you're going to eat that.  Stay strong.

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RON PAUL'S REVOLUTION ISN'T POLITICAL IT'S...

Schiff-er-riffic!  As in Peter Schiff.  As in financial.  Schiff is Ron Paul's financial guru and they've been screaming for us to watch out for this mess we're now in for years.  Schiff even wrote a book entitled, "Crash Proof: How To Profit From The Coming Economic Collapse"  back in February 2007.  And in the following clip he's forecasting our current shit storm... oh yeah, this interview was done TWO YEARS AGO!

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And here's the Schiffer from just a few days ago basically telling everyone to take their money and run like hell.

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Ok, so that was about as relaxing as a prostate exam.  But don't worry you nutty bastards because coming up tomorrow: Babe, Beer, and a Tune.  Get ready for some additional inflation... in your pants!

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