Wednesday, February 18, 2009

THE OCULAR PENETRATION ACT OF 2007.

I'm coming out of hiding to raise awareness for an issue which is sure to become worse in this tough economy.  It's something I've tried to turn a blind eye to (no pun intended) but when I walk out my door and see retirees and indigents being victimized, I gotta speak out.  So watch this short video of the proposed legislation aimed at stopping this brewing epidemic.  Then call your Congressman.  Get involved.  Stop ocular penetration goddammit.  Stay strong.

 


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Saturday, January 24, 2009

OH THE HORROR.

There's a scene in the movie Apocalypse Now where Marlon Brando's character, on his death bed, reflects back on all the atrocities he's seen in Viet Nam; and whispers "Oh the horror.  The horror..."  I now know what he meant.  Stay strong... and leotard free. 

Thursday, January 22, 2009

BRUNO VS. NEO-NAZIS

Bruno has a new movie coming out soon.  I like this dude.  He has balls the size of church bells and, myself having the proverbial monster nads; I can appreciate that.  So tonight I'm featuring two clips.  The first is a classic where he goes to a gun show and antagonizes some armed rednecks - in Arkansas.  The second is from his new movie where he aggrivates some neo-nazis.  Reminds me of the time I slathered honey all over my ass and did a crab-walk over a hive of fire-ants.  Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.  Stay strong. 







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Wednesday, January 21, 2009

WATCHOUT! IT'S BLACK DYNAMITE!

Man, political correctness has ruined a lot of stuff.  Like those "blaxploitation" movies from the 1960's and 1970's.  They were great.  So, now that an African-American is running the country, maybe we can get back to that type of humor since everyone realizes that it's just damn funny, and isn't really keeping any brothas down.

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The makers of the new movie "Black Dynamite" are waaaay ahead of the curve on this one.  There's no release date for this little gem yet but I smell Oscar buzz - and I haven't inhaled this deeply since running behind the Snoop Dog tour bus.  Stay strong Suckas!

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

I COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF.


Well, George W. Bush left Washington today, no longer our President. There's a lot of controversy about his time as our Commander-In-Chief and how history will judge him. With a 22% approval rating upon leaving office - the lowest approval rating since ratings have been compiled - it kind of looks like history's first draft is painting him as kind of a douche bag. Personally, not a lot of the stuff that made the news bothered me all that much. Abu Ghraib, water boarding, Iraq, illegal wire taps, the economic downturn, Katrina... none of it really got me too upset. But I'm still happy to see him go. And it's mainly for one reason: the sonofabitch couldn't talk. I think the rest of the world looks at our leader as a representation of us as Americans. So when the guy we elect goes up there on the world stage and is a stammering idiot it kind of bothers me. I almost don't care about the guy's policies as long as he makes America look good and sounds like he knows what the fuck he's talking about. Anyway, godspeed Georgie. Enjoy your backyard barbeque's, golf outings, fancy dinners, and your new home (ironically free of any brush needing to be cleared). Here's hoping I never have to listen to you torture the English language again. Stay strong.






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