SKYNET IS COMING... TO STICK IT IN YOUR ASS

The video I'm featuring below has been bouncing around the Internet for a few years now; so you've probably seen it.  But I'm posting it tonight for two reasons.  One: the background music is catchy as f*ck.  It's called "Right Here, Right Now" by Fat Boy Slim.  I put it on a loop on my iPod and went running last week... long story short, I ran 47 miles.  The second reason for the video: Sky-Net.  Yup.  That little tidbit about laptop computers being smarter than the entire human race in 2049 - that little nugget of trivia they just gloss over in the video - that's Sky Net bitches!  I mean, if my computer at home is smarter than all the Earth's population then what do you think the Army's computers are going to be able to do?!?  And guess what?  Guess what.  They're going to strap guns on them.  And THAT, Fuckers, is SkyNet.  Sure, laugh now; but when your grand kids are being muscled around by an oversized waffle iron with a .50 cal machine gun for a right hand and a flame thrower for a left hand then the fun and games get pissed out the window...  so... yeah.  Stay sucker free.

BOOBS AND A BOWL OF STAGNANT WATER

Happy Saturday Maniacs.  I'm kinda freewheelin' it tonight because I've been huffing paint fumes all day, which has made me a little cock-eyed.  To be honest, I've even had an erection that's lasted more than four hours.  And you know what?  I ain't gonna do shit about it.  That's right Bucko.  I'm not calling my doctor or anyone.  If you know me you're not surprised at all because you know danger is my business.  Uhhh... ok, where was I?  Oh, boobs...

This is a pic of Playmate of the Year 2008 Sara Jean Underwood.  It's from a new set of pictures of her, which you can see in their entirety here.  Maybe this has something to do with the four hour erection... hmmmm... I dunno.

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Next up is a random picture I ran across today that made me chuckle so much I skidded my underwear.  I'm telling you... there are some funny fuckers out there.  Whacked out on drugs and STD medications but still funny.

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SKYNET IS COMING.

In the not too distant future we'll be lying in our grubby concrete underground bunkers, choking on our own BO from not having had running water for like 700 billion months; and will look back on this period of time and say this was when it all started.  It clicked into place for me today when I saw this article in which the US military is developing agile robots to track "uncooperative humans."  And if that doesn't make a little ass nugget plop into your frosty white fruit 'o the looms check out the video below, which shows the fucking robots that are going to have the 50-caliber rifles strapped to their backs telling you to comply.

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Yeah, I know.  That's some serious shit right there.  Now combine that story with this one which reports US troops being deployed in US cities for "crowd control" as of October 1st.  Two plus two equals the end is extremely fucking nigh.  And that's bad news for us cowards.  Plus, I don't want to live in an underground bunker and smell my own BO... or other peoples' nasty foot odor.  And don't even get me started on the fart issue.  Let's face it - a robot revolution would suck balls, big time.  No digital cable or internet or coffee or dental floss.  Nah.  Nope.  I'm out.  Do not want.  I wonder if those maniac robot dogs could be taught to heel and fetch?  I think I've got some fucking Snausages around here somewhere.  Stay strong.

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