Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road...?: sara jean underwood

Saturday, April 11, 2009

BOOBS AND A BOWL OF STAGNANT WATER

Happy Saturday Maniacs. I'm kinda freewheelin' it tonight because I've been huffing paint fumes all day, which has made me a little cock-eyed. To be honest, I've even had an erection that's lasted more than four hours. And you know what? I ain't gonna do shit about it. That's right Bucko. I'm not calling my doctor or anyone. If you know me you're not surprised at all because you know danger is my business. Uhhh... ok, where was I? Oh, boobs...

This is a pic of Playmate of the Year 2008 Sara Jean Underwood. It's from a new set of pictures of her, which you can see in their entirety here. Maybe this has something to do with the four hour erection... hmmmm... I dunno.

Next up is a random picture I ran across today that made me chuckle so much I skidded my underwear. I'm telling you... there are some funny fuckers out there. Whacked out on drugs and STD medications but still funny.

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Saturday, November 15, 2008

FRIDAY'S ... uh... SATURDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.

Yeah, it happened again. I got called away on super urgent business that involved Asian lesbians and tight ropes. Let's just say that the last time my scrotum was that close to a samurai sword was.. uh... never.

The babe is Sara Jean Underwood. She was Playboy's Playmate of the Year in 2007 and she's majoring in woman's studies at Oregon State University. One of those things I find extremely interesting and the other one I could care less about. I'll leave it up to you to figure out which is which. More pics of her here.

The beer tonight is actually a spirit: saki. (You thought I was kidding about the Asians weren't you?) So I don't know if anyone out there has ever had saki but it's served warm and in a little fucking tiny thimble sized cup; so I suggest if you go out to have some to bring your own pint glass. It tasted a little like warm rum to me and had about the same kick. My suggestion? Stick with the suds... and buy American.

The band is Index Case. They're from Iowa and play something called "melodic nu metal" ... whatever the f*ck that means. They all look pretty 80's if you ask me. Except for that guy on the far right. He looks like the guy in my high school who was 19 years old and still a senior. And that was the same gesture he would make as he did burnouts in the parking lot with my ex-girlfriend. Ahh... good times. Anyway, here's their tune "Deserver" because no one is more deserver-er than us. Stay strong.

Index Case - Deserver .mp3