It's convert to Christianity week here at WTCCTR. Last night I found the pastor for my Church of The Virgin of the Immaculate Chicken Crossing The Road and the Four Horsemen of the Divine Jesus-A-GoGo in Pastor X. Tonight I found the talent for the musical interlude portion of our mass. I'm not sure of their name but they're spiffy as fuck and have a very Jesus-ey message: a renewed mind is the key to the power that we need. And here I was looking for my renewed mind in cocaine and $2 whores... who knew? I'll tell you who - Jesus. So, without further ado, here's.... uh... Johnny Combover and the Virgin Mary's... or somethinglikethat. Stay strong.
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