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Friday, December 12, 2008

FRIDAY'S... er... SATURDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.

Ok crap stains. We're back at it. Let's get those boob juices flowing.

Say hello to my lil' friend: Jessica Burciaga. Jessica seems like my kind of fun loving gal. She's worked at Hooters, is currently a spokes model for Hot Import Nights (whatever the hell that is), and is Playboy's February 2009 Playmate. Renaissance woman? No, but damn close. And if she'd just move that left hand I'd admit to anything. More pics of her here.

In my quest to review the entire Sam Adams collection I'm hitting on Cherry Wheat this week. I think I'd consider this a "girly" beer but cherry Coke, cherry pie, cherry slots... I love 'em all. So I went into Cherry Wheat with a strong partiality to the flavor. I'm going with a big thumbs up on this one. But it's like a Honda - loved it but don't let any of your friends see you enjoying it. Beer Advocate rates it a B- ... "worthy." They probably liked it a lot more than that but had to rate it lower to seem cool.

Ugh. More Christian rock bands. This week it's Manic Drive. They're out of Toronto, Canada. They have some pretty decent awards under their belts but, Jiminy Christmas - does every friggin' band I like have to be into God?!? What ever happened to Satan? I thought he was a big inspiration to rock and roll. I guess Jesus is the new Satan. I don't know. Here's their tune "Luckiest." Rock on Jesus!

Manic Drive - Luckiest.mp3

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Friday, October 24, 2008

FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.

Another week skids to a halt. Let's break out the tits!

One of my buddies was pointing out that I never post a blond for the "babe" portion of Friday's festivities here at WTCCTR. So, ok, tonight I'm going blond. (This one's for you Jbird) The flaxen-haired strumpet is Tina Cutrone. She is 20 years old and from Florida. I suppose her claim to fame is having been in Playboy's All Naturals. She likes to skydive and wants to save baby seals. The skydiving thing is cool, if she does it naked with a double-headed dong, but saving baby seals? I guess that's why I don't often feature blonds - they're so fucking... blond. Anyway, see way more of her here.

Beer on tap is Budweiser American Ale. I think it's ironic that Budweiser is no longer even an American owned brewery when they come out with an "American" ale brewed from the finest ingredients found here in the good old USA. It gives me the feeling that they're jerking me around by packaging up patriotism and selling it to me. So I guess I was going in to this beer with bad feelings. As for the beer, it was good... for Budweiser. A warm Sam Adams sitting in the trunk of my car for two weeks in August has better flavor than the best Bud has to offer. That being said, I'd drink Bud's American Ale again if it was a choice between that and a homeless guy's piss, and someone had just jammed a turd in my mouth. Beer Advocate rates it a B- ... "worthy" Uh huh.

I think I'm involved in some kind of secret cult and I don't even know it. The reason being that most of the bands I've been featuring lately have been Christian rock bands, and I really don't know why. My only explanation is that they write some catchy shit and I'm all up in the catchy shit. I dunno. Anyway, this band is Falling Up. They describe their music as "pash rock" which is a mix between "power pop" and "alternative metal." All of that is extremely fucking gay if you ask me. But catchy. I'll promise to try and bounce back from this week's musical selection but for now here's "Symmetry" by Falling Up. Ok... stay strong... for Jesus.