TORTURE: THE SOUNDTRACK

I'm not a big fan of torture.  I once had a wicked hang nail that had me confessing shit to my cat that I didn't even do.  But you can only go down the Epsom salt path so many times without relief before you start resorting to "alternative" methods.  Anyway, here are the 9 songs that are blasted on prisoners at Guantanamo Bay, in Afghanistan, and in Iraq (in no particular order) to torture their sandy brown asses'.  There's one thing I don't like about this list: only 9 songs.  It's like having 19 hijackers - you know there's one more.  Terrorists and torturers like even numbers.  So what's the 10th song?!?!   I bet it's some form of Christian rock.  Whatever that last song is, torture rocks.  Stay strong.

Metallica- Enter Sandman.mp3

Drowning Pool - Bodies (Let The Bodies Hit The Floor).mp3




AC/DC - Shoot to Thrill (Live At Donnington) High Quality!!!.mp3




hells bells.mp3




Barney - I Love You.mp3




Born In The U.S.A. - Bruce Springsteen.mp3




David Gray - Babylon.mp3

Eminem - White America.mp3




Sesame Street - 1970's opening (show 2178).mp3



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COVER TUNES!

Ok.  Here's the deal.  The 80's had some of the best music in the history of your mother.  And the new millennium has some of the best bands ever.  Yeah, that's right.  Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, U2, Jimmi Hendrix... they can all suck my donut holder.  All you Zeppelin fans just stop your convulsing and accept the fact that they suck.  They do.  I hate to be the one to break it to you but it's true.  Stairway to Heaven is for fags.  The sooner you accept it the better off you'll be.  Moving on.  

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You get yourself some modern bands to cover 80's tunes and you've gonna have some righteous tunage on your hands.  I made a play list of the more awesome cover tunes and posted it on iTunes.  But there's only one catch: iTunes didn't have all the songs.  I had to post the titles of the missing cover tunes in the "imix notes" section of the play list.  Ok.  Ready?  Get your stonewashed jeans and strap in... or strap on... depending on how the 80's were for you.  The WTCCTR cover tunes play list:

Don't forget to check out the "lost" covers.  You'll be able to listen to them here.

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