Showing posts with label speech. Show all posts
Showing posts with label speech. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

BERT AND ERNIE YO.

I haven't watched Sesame Street in a few years.  Well, a few months at least... Well... yesterday.  I watched it yesterday ok?  Cripes.  I don't see what the big deal is.  What other program can you watch that's sponsored by the letter J?!?  That's some nifty shit I tell ya.  That being said, I don't ever remember seeing this little clip of Bert and Ernie, but I always suspected these two were pimps when the cameras cut off.  Stay jeezy Bitches.





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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

THE GREATIST FOOTBALL SPEECH IN THE HISTORY OF YOUR MOTHER!

Around this same time every year, when a bunch of monstrous dudes start chasing an oblong ball made from dead animal skin around 100 yards of turf like a bunch of fucking maniacs; I'll watch the greatest football speech ever made.  No, not Vince Lombardi.  It's a speech by Al Pacino in the movie Any Given Sunday, just before the big game.  It's just about the most goddam inspiring thing I've ever seen in the history of my awesome life - and that's counting the time I watched an armless stripper pick up $48 in $1's at the end of her set.  She, like Pacino, knew that life is a game of inches.  Watch.  Watch and grow awesome you fantastic bastards.

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PS - If this clip doesn't motivate you to do something - anything! - email me so I can find you and slap the shit out of you.


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