Howdy ho bitches. I don't know about you but it's been one hell of a week so far. I mean, regular everyday life is stressful enough but when you add in having to bed the local young maidens and be a moral compass for the youth of the community... shit... it gets downright exhausting. So here's a sign I found that gives a few handy tips on how to handle stress:
They are obviously ranked in no particular order because if they were ranked say, oh, in order of effectiveness - then masturbation would be ranked number one, with everything else a way distant second. And I'll sometimes combine a few of those suggestions to multiply the stress relieving effects. For example, asking for help to masturbate is a great way to blow off steam. Or, doing yoga while masturbating is also a huge help. Then there's masturbating while petting an animal. ... Well, you get the idea. Stay strong... and masturbate.
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