BAILOUTS AND BOOBAGES

Salutations to my fellow chimpanzee lovers out there.  Of course we're all aware by now that the country is going to hell in a hand basket... tied to an anvil... that's welded to a pot bellied stove.  And, I don't know about you, but I'm not exactly sure what the christ is going on.  I don't understand what caused the housing market to "collapse."  Nor do I get how a trillion dollar bailout is going to make everything better.  So tonight I'm posting this informative joint about how this whole douchebag of a financial crisis got started.  It's a little long - 10 minutes - but does a great job of explaining how the ass raping that is our current economic situation got started.

And now I'm going to post a fresh pic of some righteous boobs... just to mellow shit out a little.  You know... kind of like having a beer after doing a line of coke... or something like that.  Stay liquid you maniacs.

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BERT AND ERNIE YO.

I haven't watched Sesame Street in a few years.  Well, a few months at least... Well... yesterday.  I watched it yesterday ok?  Cripes.  I don't see what the big deal is.  What other program can you watch that's sponsored by the letter J?!?  That's some nifty shit I tell ya.  That being said, I don't ever remember seeing this little clip of Bert and Ernie, but I always suspected these two were pimps when the cameras cut off.  Stay jeezy Bitches.

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THE OCULAR PENETRATION ACT OF 2007.

I'm coming out of hiding to raise awareness for an issue which is sure to become worse in this tough economy.  It's something I've tried to turn a blind eye to (no pun intended) but when I walk out my door and see retirees and indigents being victimized, I gotta speak out.  So watch this short video of the proposed legislation aimed at stopping this brewing epidemic.  Then call your Congressman.  Get involved.  Stop ocular penetration goddammit.  Stay strong.

 

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THE E*TRADE KID IS AWESOME.

I love this kid.  

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PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY MOTHERF*CKER!

Jesus jelly-loving Christ.

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OH THE HORROR.

There's a scene in the movie Apocalypse Now where Marlon Brando's character, on his death bed, reflects back on all the atrocities he's seen in Viet Nam; and whispers "Oh the horror.  The horror..."  I now know what he meant.  Stay strong... and leotard free. 

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BRUNO VS. NEO-NAZIS

Bruno has a new movie coming out soon.  I like this dude.  He has balls the size of church bells and, myself having the proverbial monster nads; I can appreciate that.  So tonight I'm featuring two clips.  The first is a classic where he goes to a gun show and antagonizes some armed rednecks - in Arkansas.  The second is from his new movie where he aggrivates some neo-nazis.  Reminds me of the time I slathered honey all over my ass and did a crab-walk over a hive of fire-ants.  Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.  Stay strong. 

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