THE ONLY MAN WHO MAKES ANY SENSE

Well, the day is finally here.  After almost two long years we go to cast our vote on Tuesday.  Everyone should vote.  It's the only way our republic can work properly (America is a republic, NOT a democracy).  In all of this mess of what amounted to a cluster fuck to the White House there was only one guy who made any sense to me.  I don't want to be all dramatic about it but I think, like Abraham Lincoln, he was the only true Republican running for office this year.  

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America,

and to the Republic for which it stands,

one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all." 

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5 RANDOM PICTURES THAT PUMP MY NADS & A GOOD FALL COCKTAIL.

You see a lot of crazy shit when you're stumbling around the internet.  Like two days ago I bought a bag of stem cells and joined a tobacco cartel; which is kind of impressive when you consider that I haven't folded my laundry in about five weeks.  So, just to give you a sense of the funky shit I've been wading through here on the world wide web; here are five pictures that pump my nads.  Smoke up bitches.  [Cocktail after the pics]

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The Statue of the Republic: From the Chicago's World Fair.  I like it.  Kind of reminds me how I felt the first time I got laid.  

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Lesbianism.  It even makes monuments sexy as hell.

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Actual concept drawing of a Ferrari motorcycle.  So high on the awesomeness index that I'm getting a case of the jimmy legs.  

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Another pic that reminds me of the first time I got laid... but for waaaayyy different reasons.  Fuck yeah Faith Tones.

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Weekend's coming.  Dress appropriately.

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And speaking of drunk, here's the WTCCTR fall cocktail.  A little beverage I like to call 'cider tits.'

1 cup hot mulled cider

1 shot of Captain Morgan spiced rum

1 cinnamon stick

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