THE ONLY MAN WHO MAKES ANY SENSE

Well, the day is finally here.  After almost two long years we go to cast our vote on Tuesday.  Everyone should vote.  It's the only way our republic can work properly (America is a republic, NOT a democracy).  In all of this mess of what amounted to a cluster fuck to the White House there was only one guy who made any sense to me.  I don't want to be all dramatic about it but I think, like Abraham Lincoln, he was the only true Republican running for office this year.  

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America,

and to the Republic for which it stands,

one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all." 

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MARBLES HOSGROVE.

There are a lot of reasons I'm going to hell.  Too many to really list here.  But one of those reasons is that I think retarded people are hilariously entertaining.  And not in a "laughing with you" sort of way.  They're in the same category as reefer addicts: pure joy wrapped in dumb looks and B.O.  So when I saw this short video of a special young woman by the name of Marbles; it felt like I was running through fields of hashish and joy in a slow motion carousel, and falling into the arms of a big, warbley-eyed window licker bearing armfuls of tacos and bongs.  Technically, I don't think she's retarded but autistic... hell, I don't even think she's a real person but an ingenious character actress.  Whatever the case is, Marbles is the sh*t - with a capital "S".  In fact, she's the newest addition to the list of people I'm going to recruit for my team of crime fighters.  Her special power?  Snacking.  

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Here's a video where she expounds on the dangers of E. Coli.  Watch.  Watch and grow awesome you sonsabitches.

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PS - How friggin' awesome would it be to have Marbles and Bob in the same room?

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