Uhh... hi. I've been temporarily thawed from my cryostasis that is the Northeastern winter to bring you BB&T. It's been awhile. Strap on... or in... you know what I mean.
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The babe tonight is Jamie Eason. She's the recommendation of a friend who says I need more blondes on this site. So here she is. Jamie is from Houston, Texas and is a fitness model and ex-dancer. Plus, she works out like a motherf*cker. I haven't seen an arm like that since my first match at the Arm Wrasslin' and Watermelon Seed Spittin' contest at Billy Bob's House of Your Mother. Her vagina must feel like a bear trap. But I'm a courageous man of principal; and I'll test the waters if I need to. I know. I know... you're welcome. More pics of her here.
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The beer tonight isn't a beer at all, but hot mulled cider with cinnamon and spiced rum. It's currently -9 degrees here in New York so I'm skipping the beer tonight and going with something warm. I love beer like Whitney Houston loved Bobby Brown's crazy cracked-out ass but I can't do it tonight. I've been making this for about Apthe last ten winters and it's goddam delicious, so deal with it. Besides, if it hit's -10 degrees I'm planning to actually set myself on fire. Beer takes a back seat when self-immolation is involved.
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The band tonight is Ra - and they fucking rock. They're from Connecticut and haven't put out a bad song ever. They have a catalogue of about 50 songs and every single one of them is good. They could write a song about strap-ons and dead kittens and it would still be good. I'm telling you. They're better than a George Foreman Grill. The song I'm featuring is "Only." Plus, it's live. What does that mean for you, the WTCCTR consumer? More tasty tunage for to suck on. You're right, I am pretty cool. Stay strong.
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