SKYNET IS COMING.

In the not too distant future we'll be lying in our grubby concrete underground bunkers, choking on our own BO from not having had running water for like 700 billion months; and will look back on this period of time and say this was when it all started.  It clicked into place for me today when I saw this article in which the US military is developing agile robots to track "uncooperative humans."  And if that doesn't make a little ass nugget plop into your frosty white fruit 'o the looms check out the video below, which shows the fucking robots that are going to have the 50-caliber rifles strapped to their backs telling you to comply.

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Yeah, I know.  That's some serious shit right there.  Now combine that story with this one which reports US troops being deployed in US cities for "crowd control" as of October 1st.  Two plus two equals the end is extremely fucking nigh.  And that's bad news for us cowards.  Plus, I don't want to live in an underground bunker and smell my own BO... or other peoples' nasty foot odor.  And don't even get me started on the fart issue.  Let's face it - a robot revolution would suck balls, big time.  No digital cable or internet or coffee or dental floss.  Nah.  Nope.  I'm out.  Do not want.  I wonder if those maniac robot dogs could be taught to heel and fetch?  I think I've got some fucking Snausages around here somewhere.  Stay strong.

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FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.

It's the ass end of a long week here.  Let's pull puds, drink suds, and jam with some buds.

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The babe: Alexia Lei.  She's a 27 year old model born in Washington state.  Basically a nobody right now.  But a hot nobody.  I just want her to know that if she wants to make something of her life and be a somebody she needs to remember two things: 1) Lord loves a workin' man 2) Don't trust whitey.  She follows those rules and the rest is gravy.  Gravy I tell ya!  More pics of her here.

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Hold on to your ball bags Bitches because tonight's brew isn't for pussies: Genesee Cream Ale...  The Green Death.  I pictured it in it's can form because I don't think they even bother to bottle it.  The glass rejects the liquid as being foul and impure.  I've had this beer about twice in my life and my sphincter has gone into violent convulsions both times.  It's an ok tasting beer but you will pay a price the next morning in the form of violent Hershey squirts.  I rate this beer as a 'do not want.'  Beer Advocate rates it a C... mediocre.  If you hate your anus then, go ahead, pour yourself a glass.

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The band: Atomship.  The tune: Friends.  A progressive rock band from Mississippi.  I like this band.  Mainly because they're totally into UFO's and extra-terrestrials.  There's nothing like talking about paranormal shit with some southern rockers.  I mean, the best day in the history of my life involved a pound of hash, the band 38 Special, and an afternoon in Roswell, New Mexico.  Magic.  Just magic.

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