Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road...?: nonpoint

Friday, October 10, 2008

FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.

Buckle in bitches. Here we go again.

Tonight's babe is Holly Weber. She's a California girl who's been in a lot of tv shows and in the movie "Fast and Furious 4." Nothing says 'I've fucking made it' like FF4. Plus she's been in those Geiko caveman commercials. So here's to you, Holly Weber, you lusty lusty wench. More pics of her here.

The no-brainer beer of the week is Sam Adams Octoberfest. This is an outstanding brew, rich and flavorful and... well... loving. Yeah, I'm saying it. It's a beer that will treat you right. And how many beverages can you say that about? I got my mouth on a bad orange juice a few days ago and it knocked my dick in the dirt. But not Octoberfest. It grabbed me by the taste buds and said, 'Hey Bud, let's party!' Beer Advocate rates it a B ... "good." If you ask me, that's like saying the Sistine Chapel is "nice." Who are these dicks at BA??

Tune tonight is a cover of a Santana song, "Evil Ways." The only difference is that Santana's version (the original) is super-gay. The band above, Nonpoint, re-did it and made it sound like a fucking man. Christ. The version featured tonight makes you appreciate how much of a fag Santana really is. Jeesus. Weekend's here bitches. Stay strong.

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Tuesday, September 9, 2008

WTCCTR - THE SOUNDTRACK - PART DEUX!

The soundtrack is back Baby! A few months ago I posted the first joint of compiled songs from my "Friday's Babe, Beer, and a Tune" posts. You can see that post here. Well, the righteous tunes have piled up and now I'm back with soundtrack #2. Youbetcha! I mean, all of the songs are so goddam good it fucks me up a little. I'm listening to it now and I'm getting a wicked case of the jimmy legs and have a crazy urge to sear my nipples with my iron. I know - a sure sign of good tunage. There is a *bummer alert* however: iTunes didn't have three of the songs so they aren't listed on the official soundtrack. They are:

"Rock The Casbah" by TRUST COMPANY
"Take This Breath" by DEAD POETIC
"Live And Learn" by NURAL

Not having them on there is like leaving for vacation and forgetting one of your kids at home. Goddam travesty. If you click the songs above they'll like to my post of them but that won't get them on the iTunes soundtrack. Balls across the nose!

Anyway, here's soundtrack #2. Just click one of the songs and it will open up the audio goodness in your iTunes player.