Heading into a 3 day weekend Buckos. Yup. And what better way to kick the shit off...
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This young woman is Kelly Brook. She used to be the girlfriend of asshat Billy Zane. But, being the tenderfooted fancy boy that he is, he f*ed it up - and now she's single! ThankyouJesus ThankyouJesus. She's English too, so I know she'll dig my powerful American charms. Slap a little hair gel in the old mullet, spritz some Dakar Noir, and bonk her in the kisser with a cheeseburger and this bitch will be like putty ... like putty I tell ya'!
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The brew is Saranac Black Forest. The verdict is .... good, not great. It's a dark beer but isn't heavy. The name made me think of a sweet, desert-ey beer before I'd tasted it. It didn't taste like a dark beer at all however. It tasted more like a medieval forest, with spells and ogres. Plus, it made my nuts feel funny... and not a good funny either. Beer Advocate rated it a B "good" based on 331 reviews.
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These degenerates are Trust Company. They have a pretty good category of swell tunes... despite looking like the dudes who stole your car radio. And tonight's tune is their cover of "Rock The Casbah." No idea what a "casbah" is but the fucking rock it.
Here's a bonus picture of Kelly Brook. Hey, way to go Billy Zane! Ya' dope!
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