I GUESS I HAVE A TINY SACK

I'd often pause at random moments throughout the day and admire the fact that I had balls the size of church bells.  I mean, I'd run with scissors, drink milk right out of the carton, eat a bunch of barbecue ribs and go swimming right afterwards, give cops the finger... cripes, one time got so crazy I ate my dessert before dinner.  Did I risk ruining my appetite?  Yup.  And I did it anyway.  That's what you call bad ass Buckos.  Then I saw the video I'm featuring tonight.  It's a dude by the name of Dan Osman.  I guess he climbs cliffs without ropes or any other safety harness.  Just some chalk, fairy looking shoes, and a sweet mini-mullet.  So, I'll admit my nads aren't quite as big as good old Dan's.  But let me leave you with this: I didn't even rake my yard this year.  I let those f*cking leaves just sit there all fall.  I'm looking at you Dan Osman.

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JUST LET IT FAIL

Here's another interview with Peter Schiff.  He's the guy who predicted this whole housing bubble and financial collapse about two years ago; when other financial analysts were literally laughing at him.  In this vid he's basically summing up how we ended up in this fiscal nightmare and the path out.  It's about a six minute clip and I encourage you to watch the whole thing... so when you're sleeping in an old refrigerator box you'll understand why.  OH, and I'll be the guy next to you wearing 4 layers of coats, asking you if you're going to eat that.  Stay strong.

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WANT TO SHIT YOUR PANTS?

Hey, guess what?  That pesky little "bail out" for $820 BILLION isn't really going as planned.  It seems that right before the Fed handed over those big, sweaty wads of cash to the banks it eradicated a tax law that prevented them from buying other financial intuitions.  So?  Well, that means all that money that was supposed to be loaned to small businesses and Joe the Plumber to do business, pay employees, and buy goods is now going towards AIG getaways, executive bonuses, and consuming other banks.  What does all this REALLY mean?  Put on a pair of old underwear and check this shit out...

The German sub-titles are there to make sure you understand what you're hearing in case you can't fucking believe your ears with the English.  Stay strong.

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WHAT THE F*CK ARE THESE GUYS SMILING ABOUT?!?

Ready for another week?  After two days off, my credit card has smoke coming off of it and my nipples are killing me... so I'm glad to get out of this weekend without an STD or appearing before a judge.  And it turns out I wasn't the only one who had a good weekend.  I found this picture of Bush, Paulson, and Bernanke at a IMF meeting held on Saturday.  They appeared to be yuk-ing it up despite sitting at the epicenter of the collapse of the US economy.  Seriously, what the fuck is so fucking funny at a International Money Fund meeting held on a fucking weekend?!?!  If I had anything remotely to do with the financial meltdown that's occurring I'd be wearing a black veil and kneading my nuts with a pair of vice grips - just to have some kind of empathy with all the retiree's who's IRA's I just destroyed.  But instead of having any sort of decorum these dudes are jerking each other off in front of the world in an AP photo because they just pulled off the greatest heist in the history of mankind.  If there's any divine justice or karma or whatever these three douche bags will be stuffed up each other's respective assholes for all of eternity in a hot pit of baby tears and razor blades.

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I'm sorry to keep posting about this topic but when someone is fucking you in the ass it's pretty much impossible to talk about other issues.  Uhhh... at least that's what I've been told... ok, bad analogy.  But you know what I mean... right? ... Ah.. fuck it.  Anyway, here's the pic and caption from the news source.  Stay liquid fuckers.

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President Bush, right, smiles during the G20 ministerial meeting at the International Monetary Fund Saturday, Oct. 11, 2008 in Washington. From left, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson, and Bush. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

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