WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???

Once upon a time, Steve Martin was the most hilarious motherfuc*er you'd ever heard.  Here he is before he became incredibly pussified in movies like "Parenthood" and "The Pink Panther."  

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COVER TUNES!

Ok.  Here's the deal.  The 80's had some of the best music in the history of your mother.  And the new millennium has some of the best bands ever.  Yeah, that's right.  Aerosmith, Led Zeppelin, U2, Jimmi Hendrix... they can all suck my donut holder.  All you Zeppelin fans just stop your convulsing and accept the fact that they suck.  They do.  I hate to be the one to break it to you but it's true.  Stairway to Heaven is for fags.  The sooner you accept it the better off you'll be.  Moving on.  

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You get yourself some modern bands to cover 80's tunes and you've gonna have some righteous tunage on your hands.  I made a play list of the more awesome cover tunes and posted it on iTunes.  But there's only one catch: iTunes didn't have all the songs.  I had to post the titles of the missing cover tunes in the "imix notes" section of the play list.  Ok.  Ready?  Get your stonewashed jeans and strap in... or strap on... depending on how the 80's were for you.  The WTCCTR cover tunes play list:

Don't forget to check out the "lost" covers.  You'll be able to listen to them here.

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FRIDAY'S ... uh... SATURDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.

Another lost Friday Bitches.  Yup.  Mix together a few vodka martinis, some lusty Asian secret agents, and a little international intrigue ... and I miss a blog post.  Plus, somewhere in the course of the evening, I think nicked a testicle.  Yet I push forward to bring you the finest in tits and tunes.  Goddam, would someone please give me a round of applause.

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Denise Milani is a natural 32DDD from the Czech Republic.  She is now, however, "the new queen of eroticism" - whatever the christ that means - and living in California.  She kind of reminds me of another crazy endowed chick from the Czech Republic, Veronica Zemkova.  I don't know what it is about Czeckolslovakia that gives it's women monster racks but someone should do some kind of scientific study to try and find the secret recipe.  Anyway, more pics of Denise here.

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Brew tonight is Anchor Steam.  It's a solid beer with a nice set of nuts on it.  It would be my first choice but it wouldn't be my last either.  I'm going with a 'thumbs up' on Anchor Steam.  Beer Advocate rates it a B+ ... "very good."  So, I guess what I'm saying is  'anchors' away Bitches!'

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Lo-Pro is a pretty bad assed band signed by the lead singer of Staind.  Their genre is something called "nu metal" but I like to call it "kicking your ass."  And the lead singer is bald, which is always a good sign that the band means fucking business.  Here's their tune, "Fake."  I'll smell your dead asses later.  Gotta hit the hay.  Church tomorrow.

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BAILOUTS, BAILOUTS, BAILOUTS

The news today was dominated by the prospective bailout of the auto industry.  While Paulson and Bernanke didn't seem to set the bar too high to hand out $300 billion to a bunch of bankers (86% of which was spent on bonuses), the car guys need to submit a "plan" for the cash.  I don't think anyone should be getting bailed out but if you're going to give billions to a bunch of white collar pricks who only use their hands to jerk you off; then why are the blue collar guys who actually make something with their hands getting a hard time?  Once again, my buddy Bob sums it up perfectly.  Stay strong.

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MR. SATURDAY NIGHT

And this is why they call me Mr. Saturday Night.  If you've never awoke to this scene... well... then... you're just not living!  Stay strong.

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PROGRAMMING NOTE

Back when I used to hire people I'd have to sort through a lot of resumes.  It seemed pretty difficult to find someone with just the right combination of personality, experience, and education to fit a particular position.  But then I'd run across a particular resume and just know that this was the person for the job.  That happened today.  When I saw Ricky Santangelo's credentials I knew it was time for WTCCTR to take on an employee.  So I shot him an email asking him to film weekly public service announcements for this site.  Let's keep our fingers crossed as I'm sure he's currently fielding a million offers.  C'mon Ricky Santangelo!  WTCCTR needs you, you sultry Bitch!

(click image to see the insanity up close)

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SUNDAY NIGHT BILLIONS.

Ever wonder what $5 BILLION looks like?  Well, lets all take this opportunity to kick back and fantasize about the unbelievable erections that being locked in this room would cause.  

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