110MPG V8 WITH 500HP. NOW WHAT ARABS?

How would you like to put an V8 engine in your car that goes 0-60mph in 3 seconds and gets 110 miles per gallon? Too good to be true? Nope. Some fat guy in Ohio has made an engine that does just that. He's getting patents and is starting to fire up production on an engine that will make Canada, Mexico, and Venezuela - along with the Saudis - scrambling for cash to meet their jumping bean and camel chow addictions. *We get most of our oil from Canada... didn't know that did ya?* The guy has his own web page with a bunch of videos introducing his technology. Check it out here. But the video below basically sums it up pretty good. By the way, if you work for GM, drop a dime on this guy for chrissakes.

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TIME FOR TEA AND SCRUMPETS.

I thought I'd slow down some of this craziness tonight and offer some goddam sophistication to all you raging maniacs out there in the WTCCTR Army. That's right. You heard me. So put down the Little Debbie Snack Cake, pull your pants up, and 86 your booger rolling because you're about to get your culture on in the form of a little violin concerto. Electric violin to be exact. Oh, and the dude is playing a Black Sabbath tune. ... hey, I didn't say this was Masterpiece Theater or anything... so don't start drinking with your pinky up all of a sudden, like some kind of fancy gentleman. Fruit cake.

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SKYNET IS COMING... TO STICK IT IN YOUR ASS

The video I'm featuring below has been bouncing around the Internet for a few years now; so you've probably seen it.  But I'm posting it tonight for two reasons.  One: the background music is catchy as f*ck.  It's called "Right Here, Right Now" by Fat Boy Slim.  I put it on a loop on my iPod and went running last week... long story short, I ran 47 miles.  The second reason for the video: Sky-Net.  Yup.  That little tidbit about laptop computers being smarter than the entire human race in 2049 - that little nugget of trivia they just gloss over in the video - that's Sky Net bitches!  I mean, if my computer at home is smarter than all the Earth's population then what do you think the Army's computers are going to be able to do?!?  And guess what?  Guess what.  They're going to strap guns on them.  And THAT, Fuckers, is SkyNet.  Sure, laugh now; but when your grand kids are being muscled around by an oversized waffle iron with a .50 cal machine gun for a right hand and a flame thrower for a left hand then the fun and games get pissed out the window...  so... yeah.  Stay sucker free.

SWEAR JAR

Despite being the best selling beer in America, Bud Light is pretty much trash garbage ca-ca poopie.  In other words, it's ass in a can that's somehow boiled down and given a yellowish tint.  I mean, Beer Advocate rates it a D- for chrissakes; which means "avoid" for them.  And for us too.  Because the people at BA love us and want us to be free from assholes disguised as beer.  All that being said, the people over there at Bud Light sure do make f*cking sweet assed commercials.  Here's my motherf*cking favorite one.  Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present the c*cksucking Swear Jar.  

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ORANGE GLOWING SPOOGE

Another fantastic product by Billy Mays: Orange Glo... dubbed over by Jabooodty Dubs.  I don't know who these guys are but they give me a goddam chuckle.  However, I think it's weird that their spooge glows in the dark and that they make enough of it so that it takes a mop to clean it up.  Plus, their pubic hairs are huge!  What's up with that?!?  ... I mean, at least that's what they say in the video... I wouldn't know about it otherwise.  Nope.  Really wouldn't.

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ONE MORE REASON I'M GOING TO HELL

You know those inspirational stories about the triumph of the human spirit that feature sick kids, like the Dana Farber commercials or a kid overcoming some terrible disability.  Well, that's not what this post is about.  Here at WTCCTR I like to feature a progeria kid who just happens to be a wigger... and wants to kick your ass because, as he so eloquently points out in the video below, he doesn't have a penis on his stomach motherfucker... and who can really fucking argue with that.  Fucking seriously.

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BORAT GOES GAY

Sasha Baron Cohn - that guy who did Borat a few years ago - is coming out with a new movie soon.  The focus is a gay character he does named Bruno, and he's pretty much every bit as hilarious as Borat.  I've heard that in the new movie he punks Ron Paul and Paula Abdul; on top of having his bare ass in Eminem's face a few nights ago at the Mtv movie awards.  Anyway, here's a clip of Bruno from Cohn's tv show he used to have on HBO.  In it he asks a Christian minister if he's ever taken a walk on the brown side.  Do I need to say more?

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