RON PAUL'S REVOLUTION ISN'T POLITICAL IT'S...

Schiff-er-riffic!  As in Peter Schiff.  As in financial.  Schiff is Ron Paul's financial guru and they've been screaming for us to watch out for this mess we're now in for years.  Schiff even wrote a book entitled, "Crash Proof: How To Profit From The Coming Economic Collapse"  back in February 2007.  And in the following clip he's forecasting our current shit storm... oh yeah, this interview was done TWO YEARS AGO!

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And here's the Schiffer from just a few days ago basically telling everyone to take their money and run like hell.

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Ok, so that was about as relaxing as a prostate exam.  But don't worry you nutty bastards because coming up tomorrow: Babe, Beer, and a Tune.  Get ready for some additional inflation... in your pants!

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ZACH GALIFIANAKIS SMOKES KANYE WEST.

Tonight we try to assuage our searing anal rape-age by Wall Street and this pesky little 'buy out' with the healing power of music.  

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Zach Galiflankilisis is a modern-day Andy Kaufman - so ahead of his time that a lot of people don't "get" what he's doing.  On the flip side, Kanye West is an idiot.  He's one of these guys who raps and thinks that because he can steal hooks from other musicians and rhyme words like "stuipdly" and "jewelery" he's some kind of goddamed prophet.  So, without further adieu, "Can't Tell me Nothin'."

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ECONOMIC PROBLEMS SOLVED.

The economy is rapidly heading down the shitter.  One reason is that other countries no longer need to use US dollars to buy oil (up until 2000 countries needed our money to buy oil, but that's changing).  The other is that letting the market (i.e., Wall Street) regulate itself without any oversight whatsoever is like telling a fat kid to watch your box of fudge sickles until you get back.  Desperate times call for desperate measures.  So, this Friday, I'm air-dropping my man Bob here into the Presidential debates.  The Democrats, Republicans, and prick-ey Wall Street CEO's are on notice: Bob is up your ass now Bitches.

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