VETERANS DAY.

Veteran's Day today.  I think it's something a lot of us take for granted.  I know I do.  But it's the veterans - the guys who raged on the fields of Lexington and Concord during the Revolutionary War, with bullets the size of softballs being blasted into their battle formations; or the guys now being sniped in a desert halfway across the globe in 120 degree heat and stinging sideways sandstorms - who allow me to shuffle around my apartment on an odd Tuesday in November wearing my boxers and robe and watch Maury Povich while I slop around in a big plate of day old chicken fingers.  It is their sacrifice in blood and treasure that is the price of our liberty.  Thank you veterans.

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AMAZING GRACE

I don't know about you but I'm having a little patriotism hangover after all the recent clusterf*ck to the White House.  And the only way I know how to handle a hangover is a little hair of the dog.  So tonight I'm posting an inspiring rendition of Amazing Grace.  It's not exactly a patriotic song but it sort of feels that way.  So grab the tissues and buckle up for the most ghetto-liscious, cracked-out rendition of Amazing Grace you've ever heard.  Hang with it until the end - there's a big fucking finish.  Stay strong.

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FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.

Ok maniacs, it's Friday.  In the spirit of our new President I'm opting for change.  So, starting tonight, Friday's posts are going to be "Dudes, Doilies, and Skin Flutes."  Whaddya think?  ... ahhh... just funnin' ya.

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Babe o' the night is Vanessa Raia and she's by far the coolest babe I've featured on the Friday post.  Why?  Check this out: cop in the air force - check, stunt rides and races motorcycles - check, Playboy bunny blackjack dealer - check, bartender - check, model - check.  The only way this broad could be any more perfect is if she had a beer tap shooting out of the middle of her back.  More pics of her here.

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I'd never had this flavor of Sam Adams so I thought I'd give Irish Red a shot.  I was curious as to how it matched up against the gold standard of Irish Red beers: Killians.  Let me kill the suspense... it made Killians look like it's jail bitch.  Jim Koch is God's messenger on Earth; and his scripture is beer my friends.  Malty, hoppy, nipple-scorching beer!  Beer Advocate rates Irish Red a B+ ... "very good."  (Killians was rated a C+).  

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These guys are Bleed The Dream and they're responsible for tonight's tune.  I kind of like these guys because they're a straight up rock band from Southern California (no Christian rock this week you Jesus freaks).  The tune is "Who's Killing Who?"  I have a guess: these dudes are killing me with their cliche'd, disaffected rock band stare.  That's my guess and I'm sticking to it.  Stay strong.

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SMELLS LIKE AWESOME

I thank the baby Jesus I was born with talent and good looks because they facilitated my learning the devastating ninja skills I enjoy today.  I mean, a ninja army won't follow some ugly, bumbling hack.  Er.. what was I... oh yeah - talent.  The kid featured tonight is Sungha Jung and he's an 11 year old guitar prodigy who's able to make his instrument sing, which I understand completely.  I don't mean to brag but I've been known to play a pretty mean skin flute.  Yeah, it's reduced grown men - and ninjas - to tears.  So anyway, here's Sungha playing "Smells Like Teen Spirit."  If you like it check out more of his video's here.  He's got like 200 posted on YouTube.  Stay strong and keep strokin'.

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THE DAY AFTER...

Whew, am I glad all that shit is over!  If you have any agenda items for our president-elect you can let him know here.  Now, if you don't mind, I'm sportin' for another righteous cocktail...

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THE ONLY MAN WHO MAKES ANY SENSE

Well, the day is finally here.  After almost two long years we go to cast our vote on Tuesday.  Everyone should vote.  It's the only way our republic can work properly (America is a republic, NOT a democracy).  In all of this mess of what amounted to a cluster fuck to the White House there was only one guy who made any sense to me.  I don't want to be all dramatic about it but I think, like Abraham Lincoln, he was the only true Republican running for office this year.  

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America,

and to the Republic for which it stands,

one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all." 

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A SUNDAY SERENADE

In addition to spending most of the day hungover sitting in a pile of my own waste I've been watching the Sunday news shows and reading a lot of the newspapers: CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, NBC, The New York Times, the AP, the Wall Street Journal, even Conde Nast Traveller (I guess they cover politics now).  Of course, the big topic among all of them is the presidential campaign.  The promises, the plans, who's going to cut taxes, who's going to raise taxes, who's tough on terror, Iran's nuclear program, pre-conditions, voter fraud, voter disenfranchisement, vice presidential picks, the national debt, withdrawal plans, Saturday Night Live, one world order, your mother, my mother, blah, blah, blah...  It took me all day but I eventually found the one piece of video that sums it ALL up perfectly:

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PS - These guys are called Sons Of Butcher.  Check out some of their other videos after this one.  They'll rock your nut sack off! (In an 80's-glam rock kinda way)

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