FIVE RANDOM PHOTOS THAT ROCK BALLS

In my daily musings and general haberdashery from the past week I ran across the usual insane internet photos.  A few were stand-outs, and really sparked a fire in my loins... er... well... you know what I mean.  Here they are...

I really don't know what this chick has going on but I want 'in.'

Yeah, so this is the most awesome thing I've ever seen in my life.

Coloring is a nifty little endeavour.

The lady will have the Ike Turner and I'll just take a kick in the nuts.

A few dozen of these guys armed with the chainsaw gun and... BA-DOW! ... no more calls from your ex-wife about late child support payments... ever.

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WTCCTR IS BACK! AND SHAQUANDA JOHNSON HAS A PROBLEM.

It's good to be back after a devastating taint injury of several weeks ago.  The morals of that story?  1) Don't try any experimental gonad enhancement procedure and 2) never opt for skin grafts below the waist.  Ok, on to business...

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So I'm wacking around today like my usual tough guy self when I get this phone call.  The person on the other end was looking for a Shaquanda Johnson.  After a 5 minute conversation trying to convince them that I didn't know Shaquanda, that I wasn't Mr. Johnson, and that I didn't know how to reach her; they hung up.  Shaquanda: if you're reading this - stop giving out my number to debt collection agencies you deadbeat broad.  Oh, and wash your dirty, gold-brickin' ass.

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CATCH YOU ON THE FLIP SIDE

Ok, so you fuckers are gonna have to bear with me.  I scorched the shit out of my taint in a testicle enhancement procedure gone wrong.  I'll be back on Tuesday, December 9th.  Until then.... be potent and stay strong.

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HAPPY THANKSGIVING YOU PAGANS

Ever get the feeling that Thanksgiving is a pagan holiday?  Isn't everyone gathering around a big bronzed fowl for an entire day similar to worshipping a golden calf or making a sacrifice to the Sun God Ra?  I think it is and all I'm saying is... sign me up.  Those pagans seemed to have life by the cajones: gluttony, deflowering virgins, smiting goody-two-shoes-es, drinking fomented urines... ah... Thanksgiving at my mother's house.  Good times.

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SAVE $1000 IN 30 DAYS

As a follow up to yesterday's post, tonight's entry is some practical tips to help you save money.  Let's face it, when the dollar is worth 1/10 of what it's worth now - and a loaf of bread costs as much as a day's pay - we're all going to become some frugal sonsabitches.  I mean, I've already cut back my Brazilian bikini waxes to twice a month.  Pretty soon I'll have to give them up all together; and that's when the old pubes choke my groinal region like a gnarly patch of bramble.  And no one is really in favor of that.

SAVE $1000 IN 30 DAYS

PS - full list is just a short scroll down after the link.

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JUST LET IT FAIL

Here's another interview with Peter Schiff.  He's the guy who predicted this whole housing bubble and financial collapse about two years ago; when other financial analysts were literally laughing at him.  In this vid he's basically summing up how we ended up in this fiscal nightmare and the path out.  It's about a six minute clip and I encourage you to watch the whole thing... so when you're sleeping in an old refrigerator box you'll understand why.  OH, and I'll be the guy next to you wearing 4 layers of coats, asking you if you're going to eat that.  Stay strong.

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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT???

Once upon a time, Steve Martin was the most hilarious motherfuc*er you'd ever heard.  Here he is before he became incredibly pussified in movies like "Parenthood" and "The Pink Panther."  

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