RON PAUL'S REVOLUTION ISN'T POLITICAL IT'S...

Schiff-er-riffic!  As in Peter Schiff.  As in financial.  Schiff is Ron Paul's financial guru and they've been screaming for us to watch out for this mess we're now in for years.  Schiff even wrote a book entitled, "Crash Proof: How To Profit From The Coming Economic Collapse"  back in February 2007.  And in the following clip he's forecasting our current shit storm... oh yeah, this interview was done TWO YEARS AGO!

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And here's the Schiffer from just a few days ago basically telling everyone to take their money and run like hell.

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Ok, so that was about as relaxing as a prostate exam.  But don't worry you nutty bastards because coming up tomorrow: Babe, Beer, and a Tune.  Get ready for some additional inflation... in your pants!

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POVERTY SUCKS.

Today is blog action day, which means everyone who writes a blog is supposed to cover a predetermined topic.  The topic for today's BAD is poverty.  So here's my two cents on poverty: it sucks ass.  Poverty equals no cable tv, crappy food, a shitty car, no cell phone minutes, uncomfortable mattresses, ugly dates, and stale beers.  But it's not so bad if you have a giant horn hanging off the front of your crotchal region and have the rugged good looks of a fighter pilot.  Seriously, a monster wang makes up for a lot with the ladies.  Anyway, back to poverty.  As a tribute to poverty I'm posting the next installment of the documentary, Freedom To Fascism - about that filthy whore called the Federal income tax.  Stay strong.

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PS - Previous posts on it here.

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NEW AC/DC SINGLE - ROCK 'N ROLL TRAIN.

Hey, how do you know when a rock band is awesome?  When they fucking rock for 35 fucking years, that's how.  Oh, and when one of their founding members is named after a steak and wears little schoolboy outfits.  Myself, I've only been rocking the masses with my electric kazoo and monster wang for about 30 years, so I haven't reached "rock legend" status yet.  I guess I'll be living off the coke and groupies until then.  In the meantime, AC/DC will be sticking a brand new album right up your ass on October 20th - just 6 days!!   I mean, christ-a-gogo... there hasn't been a decent rock and roll album since they released their last album in 2000.  So here's the first single off the new album entitled "Rock 'n Roll Train."  Stay strong.

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YOU WANNA BE PRESIDENT?

You know that old expression, "If you want something done right, do it yourself?"  Well, I'm thinking that goes for politics just as much as it goes for wagging Elvis.  So here's a nifty little program to get your campaign started.  I've already thrown my hat into the ring and am running on a platform of unfettered public masturbation and a shorter work week - in that order.  May the best man win bitches.  Game on.

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WHAT THE F*CK ARE THESE GUYS SMILING ABOUT?!?

Ready for another week?  After two days off, my credit card has smoke coming off of it and my nipples are killing me... so I'm glad to get out of this weekend without an STD or appearing before a judge.  And it turns out I wasn't the only one who had a good weekend.  I found this picture of Bush, Paulson, and Bernanke at a IMF meeting held on Saturday.  They appeared to be yuk-ing it up despite sitting at the epicenter of the collapse of the US economy.  Seriously, what the fuck is so fucking funny at a International Money Fund meeting held on a fucking weekend?!?!  If I had anything remotely to do with the financial meltdown that's occurring I'd be wearing a black veil and kneading my nuts with a pair of vice grips - just to have some kind of empathy with all the retiree's who's IRA's I just destroyed.  But instead of having any sort of decorum these dudes are jerking each other off in front of the world in an AP photo because they just pulled off the greatest heist in the history of mankind.  If there's any divine justice or karma or whatever these three douche bags will be stuffed up each other's respective assholes for all of eternity in a hot pit of baby tears and razor blades.

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I'm sorry to keep posting about this topic but when someone is fucking you in the ass it's pretty much impossible to talk about other issues.  Uhhh... at least that's what I've been told... ok, bad analogy.  But you know what I mean... right? ... Ah.. fuck it.  Anyway, here's the pic and caption from the news source.  Stay liquid fuckers.

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President Bush, right, smiles during the G20 ministerial meeting at the International Monetary Fund Saturday, Oct. 11, 2008 in Washington. From left, Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke, Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson, and Bush. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

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FOUR RANDOM PICS THAT BEEFED MY JERKY.

Happy Saturday Bitches.  Here are four random pictures I found that made me pause and think, 'Maybe I wasn't hugged enough as a kid.'

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ANOTHER reason to fucking hate fucking clowns.

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Jedi squirrles.  This pic is solely responsible for sending me back into therapy.

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Image of a piece of toast on Jesus.  Where is your God now?

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A picture of my therapist.  Stay by the phone Phil.

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FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.

Buckle in bitches.  Here we go again.

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Tonight's babe is Holly Weber. She's a California girl who's been in a lot of tv shows and in the movie "Fast and Furious 4."  Nothing says 'I've fucking made it' like FF4.  Plus she's been in those Geiko caveman commercials.  So here's to you, Holly Weber, you lusty lusty wench.  More pics of her here.

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The no-brainer beer of the week is Sam Adams Octoberfest.  This is an outstanding brew, rich and flavorful and... well... loving.  Yeah, I'm saying it.  It's a beer that will treat you right.  And how many beverages can you say that about?  I got my mouth on a bad orange juice a few days ago and it knocked my dick in the dirt.  But not Octoberfest.  It grabbed me by the taste buds and said, 'Hey Bud, let's party!'  Beer Advocate rates it a B ... "good."  If you ask me, that's like saying the Sistine Chapel is "nice."  Who are these dicks at BA??

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Tune tonight is a cover of a Santana song, "Evil Ways."  The only difference is that Santana's version (the original) is super-gay.  The band above, Nonpoint, re-did it and made it sound like a fucking man.  Christ.  The version featured tonight makes you appreciate how much of a fag Santana really is.  Jeesus.  Weekend's here bitches.  Stay strong.

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