Saturday, March 22, 2008

THE EASTER BUNNY IS A POT-SMOKING PAGAN

I suppose another Easter is upon us.  Whoopdie-freakin-doo as far as I'm concerned Buckos.  The Easter Bunny is in my Tooth Fairy category - a D-list holiday icon.  And whoever came up with a bunny handing out eggs as a representative for the resurrection of Jesus is high.  Or a pagan.  Or both.  Which is worse... way worse.  So for those of you who, like me, are sucked into some holiday family function tomorrow that involves egg hunts and that crazy bunny - I have a plan for us: bong hits and body paint.  Yup.  you got it.  If you can't beat 'em, join 'em I say.  I'm going to be the wildest, most pagan-est Easter-loving bastard you're ever going to see.  Those 2 year-olds are going to have their hands full when I roll into this egg hunt baked and painted and ready to party.   So who's with me?  

ps - don't forget to bring six pack to mellow out your buzz.  You don't want to get caught sobering up with an egg roll race staring you in the face.  *Hey, that's rhyme-y.*

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

good thing i brought some Westvleteren 12 today!

easter is a bit of a joke

Raymond Chua said...

Happy Easter, my friend.