Monday, October 13, 2008

YOU WANNA BE PRESIDENT?

You know that old expression, "If you want something done right, do it yourself?"  Well, I'm thinking that goes for politics just as much as it goes for wagging Elvis.  So here's a nifty little program to get your campaign started.  I've already thrown my hat into the ring and am running on a platform of unfettered public masturbation and a shorter work week - in that order.  May the best man win bitches.  Game on.