Friday, July 17, 2009


Hey. Another weekend is upon us; and I imagine that a lot of people who frequent this site probably enjoy drinking and driving. Call it a hunch. So tonight I'm posting a video of what NOT to do if you're pulled over and given a breathalyzer test. I mean, I'm here to help you motherf*ckers. Seriously. If I didn't have you guys I'd lose the $0.0045 I make each month in AdSense revenue; and that pack of gum I was saving up for in 2011 will just have to wait. And that can't happen. I've been getting all freaky for a piece of Juicy Fruit for a while now. Stay strong.

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