Friday, August 29, 2008

FRIDAY'S BABE, BEER, AND A TUNE.

Sweet Mother Mary and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse - it's Friday!  Start your boners!
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This is Melissa Marie.  I tried to find a bio on this chick and came up with zip.  Judging from the picture I'd say she's an intellectual of Scottish descent.  And good for her... the Scots are a proud people and education is important.  I mean, this picture says to me, 'Hey kids, stay in school.'  And then I think, I wonder if that rumor about not wearing anything under the kilt-thing is true?  Ohpleasegodyes.  Ohpleasegodyes.  More pics of her here.
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I'm going sentimental on your ass tonight.  Schaefer beer is what my Grandfather used to drink when we were doing yard work.  I can't quite remember but it might actually be the first beer I ever had.  So maybe the sentimentality taints my taste buds but this $3/six-pack brew is goddam delicious.  It's light, flavorful, and has a lot of carbonation; and it all works well together.  Even Beer Advocate (BA) says it's a "great beer for quenching thirst on a hot day."  So my grandpa had it right.  I always knew he was the OG.  BA's official rating is a C- ... "not worthy."  But BA is run by a bunch of buck-toothed BOCES anyways.  Good luck finding Schaefer though.  I think the only ones still around are waaaayyy past their "born on" dates.
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Tonight's tune is "Flawless" by Twin Method.  They're a metal band from Liverpool, England.  And, unlike the featured bands from the past 4 weeks, they're not a Christian rock band!  I mean, look at these bastards.  Nothing Christian about these guys.  In fact, they look like they'd beat up your local Christian and record it as a lead-in for their next single.  So suck on that Jesus!
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