Sweet Mother Mary and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse - it's Friday! Start your boners!
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This is Melissa Marie. I tried to find a bio on this chick and came up with zip. Judging from the picture I'd say she's an intellectual of Scottish descent. And good for her... the Scots are a proud people and education is important. I mean, this picture says to me, 'Hey kids, stay in school.' And then I think, I wonder if that rumor about not wearing anything under the kilt-thing is true? Ohpleasegodyes. Ohpleasegodyes. More pics of her here.
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I'm going sentimental on your ass tonight. Schaefer beer is what my Grandfather used to drink when we were doing yard work. I can't quite remember but it might actually be the first beer I ever had. So maybe the sentimentality taints my taste buds but this $3/six-pack brew is goddam delicious. It's light, flavorful, and has a lot of carbonation; and it all works well together. Even Beer Advocate (BA) says it's a "great beer for quenching thirst on a hot day." So my grandpa had it right. I always knew he was the OG. BA's official rating is a C- ... "not worthy." But BA is run by a bunch of buck-toothed BOCES anyways. Good luck finding Schaefer though. I think the only ones still around are waaaayyy past their "born on" dates.
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Tonight's tune is "Flawless" by Twin Method. They're a metal band from Liverpool, England. And, unlike the featured bands from the past 4 weeks, they're not a Christian rock band! I mean, look at these bastards. Nothing Christian about these guys. In fact, they look like they'd beat up your local Christian and record it as a lead-in for their next single. So suck on that Jesus!
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