Today being tax day or, as i like to call it, "Cornhole Tuesday", I thought I'd continue the series "America: Freedom to Fascism". It's an 11 part series on YouTube that sets out asking the question, 'Is there a law requiring us to pay income taxes?' I don't want to ruin the ending but I will say the shock of it made me severely incontinent for days. I eventually regained sphincter control but not before ruining 3 pairs of goddam spiffy trousers, 2 pairs of socks, 1 right shoe, and a baseball cap (<-- that was a weird day). Yeah, it was explosive. If they'd made mud flaps for human assholes I would have been one happy clown-holed dungranger. But I've soldiered on since then and now I wear my rectum-riffic excesses as a badge of courage - a fecal warrior fighting injustice in a madcap world.
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