Cripes! What's going on today!?! I went out for my usual end-of-the-month high colonic and bloody marys and everything is closed! It's like Night of the Comet out there. So I call my psychic nutritionist and she tells me that today is Christmas! When did that happen? Criminey! So I guess I have to wish everyone a happy holidays now... Merry Christmas you maniacs.
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