Thursday, December 25, 2008

WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON TODAY?!?

Cripes!  What's going on today!?!  I went out for my usual end-of-the-month high colonic and bloody marys and everything is closed!  It's like Night of the Comet out there.  So I call my psychic nutritionist and she tells me that today is Christmas!  When did that happen?  Criminey!  So I guess I have to wish everyone a happy holidays now... Merry Christmas you maniacs.





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