Friday, October 31, 2008


Happy Halloween you maniacs.  Trick or tits.

This is Alexis Lopez.  She's your standard, basic 20-something model who probably likes kittens and world peace - in that order.  The bummer about this chick is that she won't do any nude modeling.  What the fuck is that all about?!?  A little advice for Ms. Lopez from a crafty veteran of romance and moose knuckling (look it up): if you want to make it in this business you're gonna have to flash a little dick mitten now and then.  I'm just sayin'.  More non-nude pics of her here.

Even though it's late fall I decided to take a chance and sneak a few summertime beers down my gullet in the form of Corona Light.  That's right... I take chances for you fuckers.  And, I gotta say, I thought it was great.  It's not a real flavorful beer but it was clean and crisp and actually tasted like steak it was so good.  Now here comes the weird part.  Beer Advocate rates this beer an "F" ... avoid.  I'm getting the feeling that BA employs a bunch of snooty dicks.

Tune tonight is from this band, Depswa.  They're an alt. metal band out of California.  I think their career peaked back in '03 when they performed at Ozzfest.  Someone should tell them they aren't going anywhere with the singer from Smashing Pumpkins.  Really man... who are they trying to fool?  Anyway, here's their righteous tunage, "Two Angels And A Dream."   

That's the end of the road for this little journey.  Time to go put some brother's in check.  Stay strong.

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